Man accused of having sex with pool raft...again

http://www.wave3.com/story/22806471/man-accused-of-having-sex-with-pool-raftagain


HAMILTON, OH (FOX19) -
A Hamilton man who has several public indecency convictions has been indicted for having sex with a rubber pool float.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, was indicted on Wednesday on one count of public indecency.

According to an arrest report, Tobergta was arrested on June 15 after stepping out his back door, naked, and having sexual relations with a rubber pool float. The incident occurred in front of several children during the daylight hours.

In August of 2011, he was arrested for a similar offense for having sex with a pink blow up swimming pool raft.

In another public indecency case in 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

 

Mkaaaayyyyy.

Blow dolls are a gateway drug to more insidious forms of rubber humping.
So it seems.

Maybe pool floats are just cheaper.

 

What the...WHAT??!! :smt108

 

Rubber float? Does that count as using protection?

 

That horn dog was so obsessed of sex to the point of "F*cking" a blow up doll and not a real person. That is so messed up.

 

Oh buoy

 

:smt005

 

We haz jokes tonight.

 

i want to know is....naw i better not ask.

 

What happened to good old monkey spanking when a man is horny and probably lonely?

 

Was it as good for "her" as it was for him? Was that it?!

 

I'm just trying to figure out how the heck one accomplishes sexual intercourse w a pool floatie blow up object. If it floats...obviously there is no hole for him...sicko...

And why in public? Couldn't he have kept this between him and the floatie? Why subject others to your sick ways?

Smh

 

No, there is a hole...and if he fits, well, then he has more than one problem to deal with

 

clearly, he has a whole series of problems, and after seeing his photo :/

 

My thing is, who sees a friggin raft like "Oh yeah, I gotta get me some of that!" It's an inanimate object. And what if the raft didn't wanna do it, lol. What is your "opening line" for a raft? "Hey...uh, do you come here often?"

 

You are silly

That's like those blow up dolls...never really understood it but at least those have mouths/holes.

Thought maybe it was one of those things...like sex toys for women...

Not that I would know anything about that

 

I like sex toys for women too...but I DO know a FEW things about that...since you don't Pinocchio, lol

 

*fixing halo and polishing my wings*

 

Mannnn...I was born with a tail, horns and pitchfork. #noshameeither

 

Shouldn't that be "hey...uh, do you float here often?"

This thread leaves the door wide open. I will give it that much.