LOL at these grimey fools in mom's house

Mama Almost Catches These Dudes Running A Train Inside Her Home!

http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/51517

Cmon man in your mom's house, on her sofa no less, have some respect.

Love how she put his ass in check.

These dudes were just foul and the chick they were with well her actions say it all.

 

What the heck does a train have to do with this?

 

Urban Dictionary is ya friend.

 

All I could I could think about the whole time was worry about how Mama's nice house might burn down the way those lights (most likely halogen) are touching the ceiling. With a ceiling that low, it has to be a mobile home - those things go up in a FLASH. And that black metal sconce on the wall with the tip just touching the ceiling makes my eye twitch.

It was funny though how "big man" started whining the second Mama lit into him - :smt081 - "lookin' like a fool with his pants on the ground"...

Sure hope she has both fire AND burglary insurance - she's gonna need both with the fools her son keeps bringing around and her poor choice in lighting.

 

LOL, you don't expect clear cut usage of terms from a hood website like WorldStar HipHop

Running a Train was their headline in the clip posted.

 

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A couple of seconds earlier he probably swore he was the man till his mom came home and broke up the festivities.

LOL, I didn't even realize the other stuff until you mentioned it about the decor.

 

I couldn't keep my eyes off the decor...couldn't figure out whàt that black tree like thing was

 

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disgusting

 

The black tree-like thing is a FREAKING FIRE HAZARD. How much you wanna bet Mama bought it thinking it would look really good over her sofa, then realized it was too tall, turned it on, and was horrified to notice that it was burning the ceiling (those halogen lamps get super hot and are one of the leading causes of house fires)...so she never uses it but she keeps it there because she likes the way it looks. It's probably not even plugged in. Maybe, hopefully, she can lower the bulbs (I hope), but they are probably hella bright and would be right in your face.

I am worrying way too much about her LOL.

 

I would never fuck a guy in his mother's house (I mean I have when I was younger when my boyfriend lived at home but not anymore. I'm too old for that.). Especially on her couch. A guy tried it on in his living room one time. He lived with his grandmother - there were all these baby pictures, knick knacks and a fucking zimmerframe. Needless to say nothing happened. Grammy's knitting and orthopedic shoes in the corner kinda kill any kind of mood and I'd be scared she died if she walked in.

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Hahahahahahaha.

You're like the porno fire marshall.

 

It isn't even that though.
On the woman side, That lady is being a hoe. Calling it like I see it
On the man side, fucking the same girl that your boy just fucked a couple seconds later. Disgusting!!!!


follow the One dick per clit rule at the very least.

 

LOL!! I could also be the porno interior designer because that's pretty much all I see when I watch porn - the horrible set, the sheets, the nasty furniture, the wallpaper, her shitty earrings, that mole on his back, her cheap Strippers R Us shoes (I want them to be Aldo or Via Spiga at least, Damnit - Nine West at the VERY least), the hair on the back of his neck, the bad lighting - a closet door left open, the list goes on and on. I also hate it when the camera man talks, or the dude talks to the camera man. It's like SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Patterned sheets are the worst. And so are those awful tweedy looking couches that look like they should be out by the side of the road - they are made out of olefin or some of the same fibers that are put in the very cheapest carpet. Ewwww. If a fire started, that shit would melt INTO your skin and you would BECOME the couch.

Don't get me started on the artwork, which is usually so bad you couldn't even call it artwork in a decent world, and is hung so high you would think you were in a Mexican restaurant.

 

My mother told me I couldn't have sex in her house. I was 35 at the time. I waited til they went to church and my boyfriend came over (the guy in the reunion pics) and we did it anyway. It was in my OWN bed, in the basement.

 

Damn girls are picky these days lol

 

You saying that cause you live in your mammas basement?

 

Yes and I'm 5'4 and 350lbs. Didnt yoy get the memo lol

 

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LOL!
His mom is SCARY!!
I thought she about to KNOCK MY MAN OOOUUUUUTT!!!:smt096

If reality TV was the hardcore shit like this, I would watch every night!!:smt038