Lil Wayne sentenced to a year in jail.

You're his e-wife, so you'd get a lot of privileges, but it would definitely be a nice and positive place.

I'd want to have my own state...lol

 

:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081:smt081 This fucking thread!

The incarceration of lil wayne brings out the joy in people. Locking up all wack ass rapper=World peace.....YES!!!

 

LOL! Some people would be seething if they heard you say that.

 

Hell when did I get e-married? I missed my own e-wedding, that's really bad, LOL!

You should definitely have your own state, we'll name it after you, and throw in a national holiday too... Inner Beauty Day. People should celebrate their inner beauty more often anyway, so we'll just make it a national requirement. Whoops, look at me writing policy before I even get hired.

 

What can I say? I'm a hater.

 

LMAO! :smt043

Inner Beauty + Espy = Thread jacking at it's finest

 

What better thread to jack than gremlin's......er....uh....lil wayne's? :smt024

 

On TMZ yesterday - the papparazzi waas talking to that blond southern smartass cook in her 50s or so - lost her name.

They asked her what type of meal he should have as the last mean before jail..
She said collard-greens, because it will clean out his butt.


A few weeks ago, when he did his oral surgery to remove the bling - one of the TMZ reps (the dude with the dreads) said "Lil Wayne was getting his mouth Jail ready" (you could tell he didnt think before he spoke, he looked mortified when everybody lese started laughing).

Lil Wayne is getting a lot of wisecracks going his way.. but if he got 1 year - he is lucky. How much of that will he serve?

 

BAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Not gonna lie, I gotta give props to those TMZ clowns on that shit.


And I'm sure he'll get out early. They usually do. Maybe the record companies pay the courts off, or some shit.

 

Okay, maybe you're (E-)ngaged lol


Well, lets make it official! I'd love to help you plan your e-wedding...lol

You're in there already!

Ooh! I'd love that! That would be a beautiful day. I agree. Everyone needs to embrace their inner selves.

 

This is the only reason I secretly watch TMZ - some of them are complete smart asseses and really funny.. and the narrator - he kills me.
I couldnt care less about the gossip per se, I just wanna hear the wise cracks.

 

You hold it down for the real Hip Hop so you have every right to "hate".

Amtraking all the way sister!

ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bite your tongue child (or fingers in this case) ... I'm just gonna go curl up in the fetal position and hyperventilate in the corner for a little bit...

I think we'd just have to live in e-sin instead... LOL!

 

I think it could be done. *Bites away at my fingers*

Becomes a planner on WHOSE WEDDING IS IT ANYWAYS AT WWBM

 

Nobody told me.

 

E-fiancee then...

 

TMZ is crazy! They are sarcastic as hell. When asking Brandy about her minor confrontation with Kim Kardashian they said "Kim probably asked Brandy why did her little brother (Ray J) screw me so hard". The whole room just dropped to the floor.

 

Oops...I just crashed an e-wedding. My bad.

*Aesop creeps back out of the church*

 

Naw, just e-gossip sugar. Surprised me and probably shocked the hell of of poor Karma too! Carry on, and points to you for trying to get the thread back on track. :smt023

 

*gets pegged in the face with boquet*

Flower Girl: Owned.

:smt042