Kirstie Alley demanded two hours of sex a day

deep lol

 

More than likely it’s 15-20 minutes of a major dick-down that ultimately "feels" like 2 hours because bruh-man knocked the bottom outta that pussy causing her to lose a contact lens from her eyeballs rolling back so far.

 

that's the same dumb shit with women talking about "I want to make love all night long"

bahh...

...skinn all rubbed off, inards fucked raw.

 

That's gold!!!!

 

I have developed a technique for someone like Kirstie Alley. Given that she's a strong sex monster, it's only natural that I shall teach you men the technique passed down from African tradition. It's called Schloppy Ends. Anyone up for an explanation of this technique?

 

dare i ask lol

 

Is it gonna generate me some serious de neiro?

 

damn..cuz hit that shit right on the bone with that one

 

like that is a new thang. men do all the work in bring home the pay check and then have to do it bed. damn.

oh well if she is just a dead fish in bed thats cool as long as a dude can get his rocks off.

you know the drill (no pun intended) in the middle of the night sex while you are still sleep. just lift your leg up a bit babe so I can come in