Just bagged a blonde bombshell by acting like Ryan Gosling in Drive

So I was watching the movie Drive at work and got this idea to see if I could bag women by acting like Gosling's character. :smt115

The hotel shuttle van driver calls off and the front desk being deserpate asked me to pick up the VIP guest. I agree and get ready by putting on my cool jacket, some sweet gloves and start playing the Drive OST on my Galaxy S3. 8)

An former coworker of mine is bored and hops in with me sitting in the back, I let him know of my plans. I drive up to a swanky restaurant and there is 2 women waiting for me to pick them up, one of them I remember because she is a horrible tipper. I greet them with a slight nod, but don't say a word as they come in. :smt028 My former coworker is smiling and he tries hard not to laugh so he doesn't break the act :smt037

The horrible tipper sits in the passenger's seat and I always kinda had a crush on her sexy ass :smt119 She starts talking to me and I always take five seconds before answering her questions as shortly as possible - Yes...... No....... I don't know....... etc. :smt012

And we just drive around silently for the whole ride back to the hotel while the Drive OST is playing. :smt081

An hour later my former coworker texts me saying the girl was asking all about me when they got out the shuttle. :mrgreen: I hit him back like "Really? What did she say?" But my former coworker doesn't respond because he doesn't exist. I have no coworkers. There were no women. I'm currently watching the Green Bay Packers vs The Dallas Cowgirls game at work with nothing else to do.

 

You are totally insane and that's why I love you.

 

:smt005 AWESOME!!!!