It's SO HOT...play along

That Satan called and want his weather back.

 

It's so hot...

...tan is the new white.

 

It's so HOT...

.....I just saw a squirrel fanning his nuts. :smt087

 

It's SO HOT

Campbell Soup Co. has changed the directions on its cans to,
"Just pour and eat."

 

It's so hot...

.....that farts ignite upon release.

 

it's so hot you can fry an egg on the pavement

 

.. that I saw a fire hydrant chase a dog.

 

It's so hot

that sex without air conditioning holds almost no charm.

 

:smt025:smt025:smt025:smt025

 

Um, you're not kidding. I opened a can of Progresso french onion soup in my non-air conditioned kitchen ...it was cooked hot!

 

... just ask paris hilton

 

bad breath can cool yu down....

 

saudi arabias are wearing sweaters.