Is that true? I can get swedish chicks easily? (Just to be sure!)

LOL Ed Lover

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, compadres, but I was of the opinion that the poster's thread query was satirical in tone...and maybe some pathos thrown in for good measure.

If I'm wrong...well..............hereafter, I'll just *drop* the "glass-is-always-half-full" mentality..













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Most certainly not.

Those are vital to my well-being.

I guess you could say that.

 

Hmmmmmmm....there's room here for a joke about "Mrs. Slocumb" in "ARE YOU BEING SERVED?"


But I'll leave it to one of *you* m8's do *that* bit, yes?















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LMAO! Very original.

 

Step One, get one of these -



Cost about $79, best time to get it NOW (Off-season)

I would also add a Passport Card to your order (additional $69) so you don't have to take your Passport with you when you go down to Mexico or Canada.

Step Two, use this -



Or if you buy one of these -



Go down to your local Volvo dealer ask for "Oversea Delivery" and you can pick up your car at Gothenburg, which comes with 2 free roundtrip tickets and 15 of auto insurance/tags, for another $300 you can get insurance for an entire month!

You can use this as your final ploy, when you walk out of the nightclub, you can call for you car, not say "Let's take the subway back to my hotel room"

I have given you this information free of charge I expect you to do something with it and not post wild eye questions on the forum. I'll even tell you how to get to Russia from there if you want...

 

That question was stereotypical. There were some sexual exploitation flicks made in the 50's and 60's that had Swedish themes and they do not show the real Swedish woman just a buxom,blond woman who can chase and get a man instantly. No such woman exists and even after seeing "I'm Curious Yellow". My favorite part of that movie was the interview of Martin Luther King Jr.

 

Agreed, m8..

In the 1980's I was told by a ladyfriend from Kalmar (A librarian who I wrote to through a corerespondece club Back In The Day) that she received damned near *nothing* but hot sexually-oriented letters from hopeful correspondents who said nothing more to her but how they like to do 'different positions' and what THEY cold 'do' for her...and what THEY wanted her to 'do' to them..

Sadly, she was a victim of the myth that *all* Swedish women were nothing more than insatiable sex machines ready,eaer, and willing to go to bed at the drop of a hat.

I was the only bloke she continued to write to. As for the other letters? She told me she threw them all away..

She acknowledged that she had the Mass Media (aforementioned movie) to thank for that.

I've not seen that film...yet. But I *would* like to see it for the sake of perusing the MLK footage.















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Cartoon,you are a lucky to have a woman correspond to you in long period of time. She may not be Ulrika Jonsson but no doubt she is good looking.

 

She (Lise-Lott) was one of the bridesmaids at me & Mellisa's wedding in 2000. Flew all the way over from her current home in Karlstad and hung out with us for 2 weeks prior to the nuptials. She has a man in her life now, as well. Bloke from Stiorlein (uppermost Notrhern part of Sweden), and they are expecting their 3rd child as of May.













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there's so many mrs slocombe quotes to choose from. here's a couple:

"Well, if I'm not home on the stroke of six, my pussy goes mad."

"You know, animals are very psychic. I mean, the least sign of danger and my pussy's hair stands on end."

"It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left."

"I hope this isn't going to take long, Captain Peacock. The last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin' to grab hold of my pussy."

"If there are any leftovers, my pussy gobbles them up in a flash."

british comedy at it finest...!!!

 

love love love Are you being served
LOL

 

uuhhh soooo do all black men walk like this ? UHH no

and do all of them have big schawngs ? yes lol

 

Du har en bättre chans att vinna på lotteri.

Räkna inte med det.

 

I thought the OP was about Swedish poultry.