If you was looking for a spouse like a company was looking for an employee

If you was looking for a spouse like a company was looking for an employee what would your Ad state

Goodlove da man

highly motivated MAN looking for a highly motivated woman

I will be taking cover letters, resumes and conducting interviews for a woman to be my wife. pls forward to goodlove@hotromance.com

please attach 5 letters of recommendations , unofficial transcripts

(once you have made it to the top two I will need official transcripts mailed from the schools) . security Backround check and a psychological evaluation will be conducted ( I have a daughter and I cant just bring anybody around).

basic qualifications:

track history of making wise decisions and fiscally responsible.
track history of no drama and being faithful, dedicated and loyal.
Motherly due to this man wants kids.
Romance in the bones is a must.
Affectionate.
Caring.
spiritual connected
can drop it like its hot because the man dont mind making it rain on his woman.
willing to love a bro anywhere anytime and several times a day when called upon. so have plenty of lubrication because "Im dry" aint gonna cut it.

 

Ymra Security LLC

highly motivated Warrior looking for a highly motivated woman

I will be taking cover letters, resumes and conducting interviews for a woman to be my wife. pls forward to Ymra@sexychoco.com

please attach 5 letters of recommendations , unofficial transcripts

Once the first cut of candidates have been confirmed, official highschool, military, and college transcripts need to be forwarded to our head office.

Applicants must submit to Backround check, to include credit check, and a psychological evaluation conducted by a Board Certified physician.

basic qualifications:

- No younger than 28
- Must have an income of over 45k a year
- Must have been raised by her father (having a good man in her life as a -child does not satisfy this perquisite)
- If a single mother, children must have been conceived in marriage.
- Absolutely no more than two baby daddies. (see the marriage requirement)
- Father of children must have visitation or be paying child support
- Must be a highschool graduate with at least 21 college credits
- Must be able to do at a minimum, 45 sit ups (in two min), 17 push ups (in two min), and 3 miles in less than 32:00
- Must have a BMI of [B][U]less[/U][/B] than 28
- Obese women need not apply (ever)
- Should enjoy nature, shooting, motorcycle riding, (but not required)
- must enjoy giving handjobs, blowjobs, and and must not be predisposed to offering da booty for the occasional gratuitous anal sex event.
- Must be able to cook, if not...must know all the location to the good family resturants in the area.
- MUST be able to clean (cuz two messy mofo just an't gonna cut it)
- A helpful understanding of Photography is helpful but not required.
- must wear dresses more often than pants....and heels more often than flats
- A good sens of humor is a must
- A good love of sex is required.
- Must have long hair

Now accepting applications.

 

Busy young black male in toronto seeking cute, young wyfie type lady to replace old cranky cum dump. About me, I have a very successful penis business and currently making major moves in the penis industry, leaving me with gigantic hard-ons and eruptions which ,in my defense, i talk to on occasion to "calm down i got visitors" but it wont listen to me. So if you love penis and are seeking a relationship and can attend as much hard ons as you can physically handle then this is for you.

The JOB in question is very "big" so apply only if you wont BLOW it

skills required:
Must speak more than 2 languages and willing to go dutch on the first date
Must come with good head on your shoulders
Must have 5 years experience in technical hand jobs
Ivey league education in non-linguistic orals
Must be 7/11 certified (as in,should be open 7/11)
Must have a recent "black meat managing" certificate
No BS kinda lady with a BS in the field of "no BSing"
Must not be a cry-bag when punched on the face, throat, or stomach(other body parts though, be my guest)
Must be able to bend on knees for long periods of time
Can work in fast paced environments
Qualified to lift and handle big objects
Must be a ball-busting, hard working lady who goes hard and comes even harder

Age: Must be 22 years, 2 months, 2 weeks, 2 days, 2 hours, 2 minutes, 2 seonds, 2 split seconds old. A proof of age is required- so bring a bucket of water, so i can wash the make up off your face thus guesstimating your true chronological age

I provide:
No benefits
No romance
No pay

This is a once in a life time offer ladies, your lottery ticket......so scratch it why dontcha?