I Met The Woman of my Dreams!

:twisted:

I will make you more powerful, LESS threatening, your sexiness will exponentially increase to de point where you'll bring sexy back AGAIN.

You physique will be such that de gods themselves would playa-hate. Even goddesses would want to "hit that".

Entire civilizations, corporations, night-clubs, rappers, chickenheads, hoes, hustlas, skeezers, skunks, scallywags, holi-hoos, trick-ass bitches, bitch-ass tricks, jive-ass turkies, mark-ass gangsta and even more WW will crumble at de mere mention of your name:
The Jellybird 2.0 XXL.

 

Thank you, oh dark lord... all powerful...all knowing...LUCIFERMORNINGSTAR! rayer:

Look out, white women ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE! THE JELLYBIRD 2.0 XXL HAS BEEN BORN!

IT MUST BE JELLY(bird) 'CAUSE JAM DONT SHAKE LIKE DAT!

 

Jelly,

I've never had a problem with you, or hold any grudges on the past, so anytime you want to bury the proverbial hatchett, then I'm cool with that, but as I see it, your recent unprovoked attacks against my integrity was uncalled for. Based on your past derogatory comments about me, and due to the fact that I don't need you casting doubt on the validity of any of my posts, not while I'm still new here, and working to gain the respect of our fellow longstanding members, that your questionability of my life's experiences, only stands to serve the purpose of implying, I'm a fictional story telling troll, at a time when my very limited participation, and motives in this forum may still quite possibly has yet to be proven, is untolerable.

If we can't say uplifting, and positive things about eachother, and try to be an asset to this forum with our participation, then we both are on the wrong site.

Peace!

 

My Lower half, Is that a promise? :smt007

I agree.

 

The true woman of your dreams would not put you in this position, and a true friend would not have set you up with her.

I personally think you should have respect for the institution of marraige, not just respect for your own marraige (when it comes). You're fooling yourself if you think you can be just friends with her since you've already developed strong feelings. And you won't be able to be f*ck buddies for the very same reason. She is poison and you should protect yourself and move on.

Weren't you the guy asking whether it's OK for your g/f to be bisexual? I am sensing a run of bad luck here!!

 

lmao!

 

Ah.

De Doctor is in.

Shall we proceed with de surgery?

 

Absolutely! I'm excited to help create this prototype.... ladies are gonna be in a world of hurt....hehehehe

 

Guess I never gave an update, but I've since moved on.

Thanks for everyone's advice. 8)

 

:evil:

DAMNIT!

Rinnaye06. You. Have. Failed. Us. For. The. Last. Time!

Dr. Natedogg, General Jellybird...activate the Anti-Rinnaye06 Protocols!

 

I needed to pull the parachute on yall, you're trying to get started without Jolie, and I didn't sign up for that.

So I'm good!

 

:shock:

** Rinnaye06 pimp-slaps 5 guards of the elite Satan Corps with his pimp-hand and parachutes out of Lucifer's 7-mile wide top-secret floating Sextopia**

By Satan's vile sputum!

He's getting away!!!

Sigh. Once again the Forces of Good have snatched victory from my sweaty grasp!

 

Damn...okay....gonna have to go back to the "operating table".....need to make some adjustments.....hopefully we'll be done and he'll be ready for when Chi returns....

 

Yeah, he's GONE!

You do bess to start work on some other victim, Nate seems like an all too willing participant, and Jelly has done a no-show due to some obvious personal matters that he must tend to, (probably off drinking some Kool Aid), or I'd say he would be your best candidate.

 

:?

**Lucifer strokes his bushy, black, beard, raises an equally bushy, black, eyebrow and fixes Dr. Natedogg with his unholy, black gaze.**

It would seem all is not lost Dr. Natedogg.

I believe we may have another candidate for your process.

We must locate General Jellybird.

 

Oooooh, I just got the chills!!

But I do have one questions, when Dr.'s natedogg and dark prince invariably realize they, also, need adjusting/re-wiring - who shall be called into action? I fear for the two of you....the women of the board can only do so much!!

 

Well, that will be a loonnng time for me....have one damn good warranty on this "equipment"....lol