I HAVE Thread

Oops. I missed one. Yeah, that too.

 

I have stuff.

 

Do you make that filthy laugh when you have two black dudes eating you out, while two overweight white guys are sitting on your carpet, jerking themselves off until they leave a brown stain on your carpet?

 

lol...i think that could be said for a heap of peeps here :smt043

 

i'm confused as to why the stain would be brown if they're jerking themselves off.

 

Don't...most of those places I was getting shot at, and I was also shooting at people.

 

Me too..

 

so, when you say shooting at people, do you mean women and your load...???

 

Sorry, love, I didnt realize it was in the military. Thats an entirely different matter. :-(

 

What kind of stuff?

 

I was a bit confused myself. Unless he thinks white guys cum is brown?

 

Well, he's got smooth, we know that.

 

They jerk themselves so hard, they shitted on themselves. Get it?

 

All kinds.

 

i've never, ever, never heard of that happening before

 

It happens with Bogans. Surely you've seen it from them, yah?

 

no i haven't, and i grew up in bogansville

 

They keep it within closed doors. But actually yes, it's highly possible that you can orgasm and shit on yourself at the same time, especially when you are completely backed up from the back door.

 

Big? Small? Long? SHort? Hard? Soft?

 

I just noticed your avatar! How nice of you to think of me! You're swell!