I HAVE Thread

A spinoff from the I HAVE NEVER thread:

I have been married
I have given birth
I have owned a house
I have a motorcycle
I have been to Europe many times
I have loved and lost
I have ran a 5K
I have lived out a lot of my dreams
I have tried to be kind to others
I have learned to paly guitar
I have kissed in the rain and under fireworks

 

I have a bachelor's degree
I have supportive parents
I have naturally blonde hair
I have lived in four states
I have a Ford Escort
I have 17 piercings
I have been in love

 

I have a dick, so they say.

 

no, YOU ARE a dick




so they say

 

i have now named tuesday "repeat yourself tuesday" to go with repeat yourself thursday
i have rolled my eyes more times than i can count today & it's only 8.33am
i have raised my voice 3 times already today and it's only 8.34am
i have already eyed off the bottle of vodka in the freezer & thought of tipping some in my coffee cup

 

True, I stand erected.

 

lol...pics or it didn't happen

 

Ha! Just what I was about to type!

 

LoL, don't ya have shopping to go to so you can squander all that money you robbed of your middle eastern rich buddies?

 

Already done my friend. New Jimmy Choos thanks to the Sheik! That bonus came in handy! ( or footy as the case may be!)

 

I have a fun laugh
I have an amazing family
I have amazing friends
I have a lust for life
I have a sense of humour
I have size 8 feet
I have dyed hair
I have 2 tats and want another one (thanks Jordan)
I have a bizarre love for stationery
I have A LOT of shoes
I have a birth mark behind my left knee
I have A LOT to be grateful for

Oh..... I have a voice like a tranny lol!

 

OMG...bolded parts are so me...!!!

 

I own a home I love
I have a smart, funny wise-ass son
I have a good sense of humor
I have amazing, astonishing friends
I have wise, witty sisters
I have a good vocabulary
I have a knack for decorating
I have given birth
I have lived in the Northeast, the West Coast, the Pacific Northwest and Colorado
I have friends from different parts of the world.
I have a region free DVD player I love so much I'd sleep with it if it had a dick
I have been married. Once was more than enough.
I have Multiple Sclerosis and asthma

 

I have considered being a pastor
I have very few people whom I call friends.
I have been in only one relationship.
I have engaged in sexual intercourse with one person in my life.
I have a flirtatious streak.
I have made my best friend attend therapy after I scarred him mentally.
I have fired a gun.
I have the ability to mimic various voices.
I have broken down after witnessing dead bodies floating during Hurricane Katrina.
I have a charming personality.
I have fancied a girl of every ethnicity.
I have voted Republican before.
I have made people laugh.

 

Would you look at all these show offs,

I have
I have,

smdh, lol

 

Did Jordan's damn foot picture want you to get anothet tat as well? Damn Jordan! lol

 

fixed

 

says the man who announced to the board that he has a dick

 

You know my Blue Waffles are legitimate.

 

I have a life that can be hard at times but I truly love it
I have family that adores and support me
I have friends that get me
I have a job (maybe three by next month) that I am so thankful for
I have loved
I have lost
I have an insight that may not be shared by most but is appreciated at times
I have such a soft spot its not even funny
I have deep adoration for stileto for making this thread. It's a total pick me up