HELP SAVE A LIFE!!

You are given a cooler, a bag of ice, and 20 bottles of water. Your dad says to you

"Clean out the cooler, and when you are done put the ice and the water in the cooler, but it in the garage."

What do you do.

Help be before I choke this boy!

Cuz I'm 2 seconds away from chokin' this boy!

 

Holy shit this sounds like my dad lol

 

LOL. thats wha men are for....put their foot up your ass. LOL

 

man yall have no idea what this boy did!!

 

I'm doing something NICE and having a driveway built.

The shit is costing me 7k (and it ain't even for me...long story)
In any even its hot as fuck and I tell the workers I'm going to get them some ice and some water. I don't have too, but I'm really a nice guy.

Like Is aid I told Ymra Jr. to get everyone ready for me.

 

awww shit

 

And then what happened,? c'moooon.. Im waiting:-D

 

yeah YRMA, stop teasing us.

 

Bump!!!!

 

Ok, so he's been gone longer than I think he should.....

I go outside and I see the cooler.

...clean

...with ice

...and FULL OF WATER

...with the bottled water sitting beside it and the boy saying "Dad, the bottles won't fit"

So I say "Boy why in the hell did you fill the cooler up with water"

...he looks me with a straight, seriousness, non-confused face and said "Dad you told me to put the water in the cooler"

 

Hilarious. Kids are a trip!

 

You have to give this boy instructions in bits and piece.

Parris Sr.: "go pour your brother and sister some cereal"
Parris Jr.: "yes sir"

I go into the kitchen and they have cereal alright. Boy ain't put no milk in the bowls.

Parris Sr. "Boy why didn't you put milk in the bowl"
Parris Jr. "Dad you said pour cereal"

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HE AIN'T BLACK NO MORE. His lil girlfiend is Chinese so, I think he stopped being black two weeks ago.

Parris Jr: Dad, can i be Asian if I want too
Parris Sr: You can be anyone you want, so long as you clean that damn room up

...and the house is FULL of AXE body spray!

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Parris Sr.: Parris if I have to make you take a bath, what do you think the body spray is going to do
Parris Jr.: Dad the body spray is because I smell like a man, this is how men smell

....**blank stare***....

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Jr. : Dad why did the slaves stay slaves. Why didn't they just leave. If they didn't want to work. If I didn't want to work I would have just left.

Sr.: WHy do you clean your room when I tell you to and you don't want to. Or wash dishes and you don't want too? Or cut grass when you don't want too?

Jr.: because you will kill me
Sr.: *blank stare*

Jr.: Well maybe the slave masters were not as old as you

Sr.: (falls the hell out)

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Ymra, that's all so funny! Kids can be very literal, and raising smart kids is a huge challenge.

Working in a generally mostly or all male environment, I freely admit I can have a mouth like a truck driver, and I didnt always watch it carefully enough around my son. When he was about seven, I dropped something and let loose with a string of cuss words. My son looked at me thoughtfully and said "You know, Mama, if I'm too young to use those words, I'm too young to hear them."

 

DEAR GOD...the whole house smell like it.

Its like a gas chamber in here!!

 

axe body spray replaces taking a shower...right? that's what my son thinks:smt045

thanks for the laugh this morning...my son needs pretty detailed directions as well or he will only do what i asked and nothing else...

 

axe is vile stuff. my boys are only 9 & 6, thanks for the heads up...:smt081

 

:smt043:smt043:smt043

 

see I can't figure out of it is laziness or the boy wants me to tag him in his gut...LOL..

...an sometimes its funny I can't do anything but laugh my ass off.