Hello from Dallas

Hello i'm new here
I looking for answers on how to attract white women. I from MS now living in dallas, I have always been attractive to white girls but can't figure out how to talk to them. Any help will do.
Thanks

 

No suggestions, just a welcome.

 

welcome mista2u, i'm sure you'll pick up some tips along the way

 

No but I'm really looking forward to having some

 

I'll keep my fingers crossed
thanks

 

Trust me I have been trying, bein from MS it's hard to trust white guys, sorry for that.

 

Welcome to the site.

 

Sup Mista2u,

Here's some advice I challenge you to follow.

1. Approach each and every white female in places where they can't leave such as those who work the cash register at the grocery store, reservation agents at your favorite airline, saleswomen at your local department store, flight attendants while in flight, teachers at the chalkboard, nurses checking your temperature, etc.

This works because no matter your look, smell, sound, style, height, weight, gate, or aura, they can't walk away.

2. Place your order, then have normal conversation.

3. Your closing statement to each should be, "you know, you have to be the absolute whitest woman I've ever seen in my life". Say nothing else.

4. Notice the confused expressions on their faces. Walk away

5. Watch them follow you home as feral cats would after being fed cans of tuna.


Good luck!

 

I hereby dub you the smartass snyper:smt081:mrgreen:
Mista2u - hi there....


Let me ask you this:

How do you approach bw?

 

NPM is on a roll! :grin:

Excellent question, FG.

Welcome mista!!

 

thanks to all that replied,
I think black girls are very different to talk to, blk girls care about who u are and what you have to offer. You can easily talk to tell because they want something. But white girls don't want any and that's hard for me to figure out what tghey want.

 

According to the rumors, all we want is bbc... but you have to watch out - we smell like wet dogs.
:smt003



Im sorry, Im not helpful.

 

Maybe not but you're funny as hell FG! Devolving in 4 short posts, that might be a record?

 

Exactly what I was thinking

Welcome Mista2u

 

Thank you lovely, I have my moments

 

Well I for one appreciate them, especially today!

 

Why today?
Whats going on?

 

Oh just sick and stuck up till 2 am working anyway. So I'm bored and tired, and you are providing the highlight of my evening. So again, thanks!

 

sick, bored and tired...!!! good lord that's a trifecta

 

Not a good trifecta either:-(
I feel ya ESPY - work is kicking my ass this week - therefore the silliness
Hope you get a better tomorrow lovely!!!!