Harlem man Malik Turner searches for love with personal ad posted on payphones

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/give_me_call_gals_lfVoF15zxGSOomEkdrISFL

 

I like how he roots for all the NY teams except the Knicks.


That ad is just all kinds of hilarious.

 

He is inventive - thats for sure... but how may payphones are there???
His definition of his ultimate woman made me chuckle though...

Fanny pack? Really??
Lolz

 

OH my, I am sure he is going to get some classy women responding to that wonderful add.......... not..... He is going to have all sorts of weirdos ringing him...

 

He got that idea from me.

On the real side, who the fuck STILL uses a payphone?!

 

He stole your idea,,, you should sue.

I figure people who still use payphones are people who dont want their call traced back to them........eg: ransom calls, bomb threats, phone order prostitutes..... lol

 

I have to admit most of it is realistic goals to have in women. There are just a few issues.
1. Don't hang that in a majority black- American section.
2. Hispanic is not a nationality. lol


The heels may be a problem. lol

He should really have done this on the internet instead. There are plenty of sites to add this info.

 

Yea, I was think wtf for the basketball team.

 

Hey you leave Mr. Fanny pack alone.
You are just jealous that you aren't getting some of that retro goodness.

 

Wow...the clothing requirements, and then the part about 'no gold digging'. LOL

And seriously, who writes stuff about threesomes (and if he cant get one woman, how is he going to get multiple women for threesomes?) on a personal ad. Like, I want you, but I also want you and half the neighborhood, so just be ready. Couldn't he wait until he found someone before he broached THAT topic? haha

I feel bad for him though.