Ahhhh...the arguments...animosity...bad blood....uninvited guests...social backstabbing.....illegal levels of conscription to the dreaded frontline ranks of the 'kiddie table' brigade (remember kids, deserters will be shot), that would make Stalin cream his turkey And that was before any food had been served at my family's turkey day fests of yore http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-roasted-turkey-costume-dinnertime-drama.html