Haiku Game

Because i'm bored and lazy and need to get ready for another day of work and don't wanna, i'm going to pick one member and do a haiku about them. I might only do one haiku a day but depending on my level of boredom I might do many a day.

Tarshi:

Tarshi has nice lovely breasts
Her smile is full of bright sunshine
I've never seen her ass


Be back later.

*feel free to add your own..it's all in fun*

<but try to keep it civil>

 

Aren't you lucky
there just happens to be
carry on

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Bliss you sexi thing you
Thanks for showing me Tarshi bear's ass
That girl does not disappoint

 

Hey miss you look good
can I talk to you one minute
No ok fuck you then

~

 

Beep beep goes the sound
Hmmm slyly smiling before tis ever read
Ha lmao such sharp wit

~

 

Was they walking the backwards?
Beep, beep, beeeeeeepppppp, oh, the fuck nuts
Ooppssss! Sorry about that, yes?

 

Well now! I do declare!
Fuck you then works or maybe not
Vulgar self sex sometimes works

Tee-hee

I'm such a dork. But! Im a happy dork.

 

I am an indecisive bitch
Mum would say, 'hey! in or out?'
'In and out!' Smartass me.

 

LOVE it!

 

No, tis was a texti
But I do like your scenario too
flirty men often get tunnel-vision

 

I just did it for fun really. I didn't expect it to be fantasic or anything. Just something I did for fun.

I'm glad you likes it.

And I really adore you. We have our differences but you are really fabu.

 

Aww, I think it's fantabulous (which u already know). And yes, fun too. Perhaps if it was in the Creative Writing section maybe more would see it and join in. Or maybe some don't understand Haiku. I know personally I don't focus on the syllabus, just the number of words.
No worries, it's a little fun spot to let loose, nonetheless. :smt003

 

I don't focus on the sylls either just 575..

I think haiku is a corrupt bastard of zen koans..
Like I have time to be deep and profound.

I just want to laugh my ass off.

 

:smt003 Very succinct, woman.

 

Oi! What da bloody hell?
Why do we play hide and seek?
I need you so bad

 

hey Ali, I like that last line.... ^^^^

Sorry I frustrate you sometimes
Take my long hair and yank it
Calm this Virgo right down

 

No other man like you
So fuckable when you demand my attention
Do you know your power?

 

THIS

 

I fall into you again
As you take all of me deftly
I am only yours now

 

You guys are good. It's like a Haiku-off here.