Funny sentences

Yes Im a copy cat and "stole"this.Lol.

Follow the instructions below and come up with your own funny sentence...

This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with...


PICK THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN:
January------I kicked
February-----I loved
March---------I smoked
April-----------I f***ed
May-----------I choked on
June----------I murdered
July-----------I did the Macarena ! With
August-------I had lunch with
September---I made love to
October------I sang to
November----I yelled at
December----I ran over

PICK THE DAY YOU WERE BORN:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18---- ---a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

PICK THE COLOR OF SHIRT YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
White--------because I'm cool like that
Black---------because that's how I roll.
Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red----------because the voices told me to.
Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple--------because fly like that
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other---------because I'm a ninja.
None----------because I can't control myself

Mine is: I sang to a goat because I was high

 

Mine is: I loved my best friends' boyfriend because that's how I roll. :shock:

That doesn't make me sound like a very good friend, does it??

 

Yea I think most combinations of those 3 sentence parts don't describe put real personalities.

the ending of my sentence was .. because I was high,which I have never been. No weed for me.Lol

 

I love stuff like this. It's just silly and fun. It makes for a good laugh at the end of the work day.

 

lol...mine is: I yelled at my dog because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

haha, good thing i don't have a dog.

 

I ran over myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want..

wow.. :?

 

I yelled at a spoon because fly like that.

WHAT? Doesn't there need to be an i in there or something? Maybe I should just take my shirt off. LOL, that would make more sence.

 

I murdered a pickle because I'm not a homosexual. :lol:

 

i fucked a phone because i was drunk! lmao

 

I ran over your mom because I can't control myself.

 

I smoked a Mexican because I'm cool like that :smt088 :smt030 lol

 

I did the Macarena with a squirell because the voices told me to. :smt101:smt043

 

I smoked a phone because the voices told me too. Mine's not very funny.

 

I smoked a phone because the voices told me to. Mine's not very funny.

 

I fucked my brother because that's how I roll...

Man that is NOT cool, trust me to get the fucked up incest one. Bleh.

 

I sang to a goat because the voices told me to.

 

I ran over a pickle, cos that's how I roll!

 

You can save kids from a burning building, you can cure cancer, but if you fuck just one goat....

 

I yelled at a noodle because I'm NOT a homosexual



Was the noodle confused and limp? I always expect a noodle to stand to attention around me and my "homosexuality"