Funny Religion Sh*t

Discussion in 'Religion, Spirituality and Philosophy' started by Brittney, Mar 24, 2009.

  1. Brittney

    Brittney Well-Known Member

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    Brittney, Mar 24, 2009
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  2. hntr18

    hntr18 Well-Known Member

    lmao:)
     
    hntr18, Mar 24, 2009
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  3. Arwen

    Arwen New Member

    that was funny :)
     
    Arwen, Mar 25, 2009
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  4. alli

    alli New Member

    :D lol
     
    alli, Mar 25, 2009
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  5. supertype

    supertype New Member

    looooooooool that's super! :D
     
    supertype, Mar 25, 2009
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  6. Soulthinker

    Soulthinker Well-Known Member

    It is hilarious!
     
    Soulthinker, Mar 27, 2009
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  7. Tony Soprano

    Tony Soprano Moderator

    Wow. Really???:smt042
     
    Tony Soprano, Mar 30, 2009
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  8. Tinkerbell

    Tinkerbell New Member

    That even made me laugh.
     
    Tinkerbell, Apr 1, 2009
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  9. thepolice

    thepolice New Member

    LOL,that's a good one.
     
    thepolice, Apr 1, 2009
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  10. Brittney

    Brittney Well-Known Member

    I found another version with more on it.

    Shit Happens, in various World Religions:

    Taoism: Shit happens, go with the flow.
    Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
    Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
    Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah.
    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
    Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
    Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
    Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens".
    7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
    Protestantism: Shit won't happen if you work harder.
    Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
    Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon, and it won't happen to us.
    Unitarian: What is this shit?
    Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
    Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
    Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
    Atheism: There is no shit!
    New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.
    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
     
    Brittney, Apr 22, 2009
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