Funny quotes to make you laugh

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by thebest, Apr 30, 2011.

  1. thebest

    thebest New Member

    Sometimes funny quotes are one of the best ways for having fun.Easy to find online and share with friends or in e mails ,these funny quotes will bring a big smile on your face.There are so many quotes available nowadays,with different subjects:funny quotes and sayings,life quotes,famous quotes,love quotes or friendship quotes.Bellow are few of my favorite funny quotes:

    Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

    The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

    Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?

    I need a girl whose name doesn't end in .JPG

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