Funny Ass Shit Thread....

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Oh. My. Gods. :smt009 I'm sad that this person is probably completely serious.

 

Hilarious :smt023

Reminds me of the one that says: What do women do with their ass in the morning? They make him breakfast and send him to work

 

Didn't know where to put this and it's probably been posted before, but I saw it on fb the other day and I liked it so much, I had to post it....


A black man walks into a bar.
A white man says, “No coloured people allowed in here!”
The black man says: “I’m born black. When I’m freezing, I’m black.
When I’m sick, I’m black. When I’m dead, I’m black.
When YOU are born, you’re pink. When you’re freezing,you’re blue, When you get embarrassed, you’re red and when you’re dead, you’re purple...
and you’re calling me coloured?” :smt045

 

:smt023

 

The last question in this video is just hilarious! Had me stop and think for a minute.

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steve-O

lol

 

Time to bleeed!

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HUMP DAY ROMANCE: STAY IN YOUR LANE

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:mrgreen:

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:smt043 Maybe they should have used his full name for this? Just an idea...

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to dWebPro again