Funny Ass Shit Thread....

Discussion in 'Humor and Puzzles' started by Malik True, Dec 12, 2008.

  1. Alinoa

    Alinoa New Member

    My boys too.
    They will come down with socks that smell so bad!

    I'm always telling them:

    Set it on fire. Kill it. With fire.

    But then I tell them to expect an EPA citation shortly there after.

    Cuz damn.
     
  2. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member


    I'm thankful my son's feet don't stink. Of course I did have to deal with the Eau de Locker Room Funk for a while after puberty kicked in and the days he insisted on wearing that nasty Axe body spray, but thankfully neither lasted for very long.
     
  3. Alinoa

    Alinoa New Member

    You know? I used to love the smell of voodoo by axe.

    I loved it. My ex would put it on in the morning and I would stand in the bathroom for 20 minutes afterwards just sniffing.

    They don't make it anymore.

    He used to wear original old spice too.
    I would make all my side of the blankets smell like that. When we were apart it was the only way I could sleep alone.

    I still miss him.
     
  4. Tamstrong

    Tamstrong Administrator Staff Member

    I don't recall which ones my son wore, but I haven't encountered anyone who smelled good wearing Axe. I don't know if I ever smelled the voodoo version.

    I did know one man who wore old Spice well, but most guys who wear it smell like old men. lol

    It sounds like your was really someone special. I don't typically miss someone after it's all said and done. I appreciate the experience and the good memories, but when it's over I'm done. The only person I ever miss died...he died over 20 years ago, and I still miss him and even dream about him sometimes (it's weird).
     
  5. Alinoa

    Alinoa New Member

    We were for the most part what you would consider married...just not with signed papers and the like.

    He was really good to me and I was just too sick at that time to be in a relationship that I could be healthy in.

    But he's gone and it is what it is. It really only comes over me when something triggers it.
    Like Prince
    Or DCD..
    Or axe
    or South Park

    A lot of the things that were so him I let fall from my life. Most especially right after the breakup. There was a restaurant he was really excited to try that we never went to. I never went to it after we were done because all the association with it was with him.

    I dream about him from time to time. In fact, I had a dream that he was moving and I sent him an email detailing the dream and he replied rather quickly. I knew as soon as I heard the mail come through with out opening it what it was going to say.

    I can't remember how long we had been broken up at that point but it had to have been some time by then.
    And even though I knew exactly what was in that email, down to the exact location he was leaving for, it opened something that had been healing, or trying to heal for...since we had broken up.

    I knew then that I would never get over him. I wear a black sun tattoo on my right ankle in his honor. It was weird how that came about and I'll skip the detail...but it left me with chicken skin and when the original conversation regarding the tattoo came about I could see his reaction was a strong one.

    I got it done to mark our 6 month aniversary of our final break up.

    It was just so weird...because I got the tattoo and he knocked on my door the right after that..after not speaking to me for six months wanting to know how I was and if we could try again.

    We had something. That was...more than what you see on the surface.

    That's how he was though.
    Strange and enigma like and just uncanny...

    *sigh*
     
  6. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    LOL, who you tellin... ;)
     
  7. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

    Wait..is this really how his hair has progressed over time?? :smt037 WTF!
     
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    Bliss Well-Known Member

  9. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

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  11. Sin Mari

    Sin Mari New Member

    So true! In my aged care course, we were talking about what activities they would offer residents when our generation gets there. We were thinking it would be mostly computer based, we'd play computer games, chat online, use facebook a lot, and we'd be listening to rap, R&B and pop. We'd probably watch a lot of bloody action movies and porn too. Hahahaha!
     
  12. Morning Star

    Morning Star Well-Known Member

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    Morning Star Well-Known Member

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  14. Bliss

    Bliss Well-Known Member

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    Sadly for many coddled today, this one isn't a joke. ^ :???:
     
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  16. archangel

    archangel Well-Known Member

    This is from a comic called the knight life that I use to follow until the site merged to what it is now.

    It is basically an interracial couple a German woman(who is clueless about american culture and an african american)


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