FOOD THE WAY TO A BLACKMANS HEART

I must admit i'm not impressed with a girl friend who cant cook. dont get me wrong, i do a lot of cooking myself but women who cant cook is just plain wrong. why is black girls pride themselves on thier ability to feed thier man, but some white girls see it as a choir.:smt024

 

I beg your pardon but that's complete bullshit. Wait... I think this may be a 'pay attention' moment... waits for LA or FRESH to confirm.

 

:smt033:smt101:smt119:smt062:smt019:smt109:tonqe:

 

Yup no doubt SHE/Blackantelope heard we all have flat asses, our hair smells like wet dog, we can't dance, we only want sex from bm, we can't love bm like they do...........did I forget any??!! :roll:

 

haa ha ok chill out just throwing a cat amongst the pigeons. ooh their some hot ones here. luv it! :smt050. by the way i dont cook much just wanted to see how you felt about food and love. could 've been more tactful but thats a bit boring.

 

BULLSHIT!!! GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!!!!

 

Wet Chicken?

 

ouch

 

:smt043 My personal all time favorite right there. Wet chicken? Who sits around and thinks this shit up?

 

I had never heard the wet chicken one before. This site is so educational. :smt042

 

Our hair has no texture, we are submissive doormats, we are freaks between the sheets, we have thin lips, we can't cook... I think that's a more complete list Jordan, but we're probably still missing a few, you know WW are forgetful and can't keep track of our shit worth a damn... but we apparently excel at stealing all the good BM :smt003

 

That one was made by your buddy cracgrl.

 

Me either GG, but then I've just learned an awful lot from WWBM. That wet chicken thing though is funny as hell, every time I think about it I LMAO. That one was supposedly brought to us by a WW too. :smt011

 

You can only make this...

 

Bitter bitches who have nothing productive to do.

 

I hate to correct you honey, but that came from Ms Kourtney during the Reggie2k and Ms Kourtney expose. Cracgrl just thinks we smell like wet dog... there is just no originality left in the world.

 

It was one of them. Kourtney the sellout.

 

I've tried to permanently wipe that memory from my mind. I also appreciate the term 'sista gurl hate stare' that I think that I learned from you. I had never experienced it (or noticed it) until a few months ago. It was kind of sad.

Me too. What's funny is that I don't know what it's supposed to mean? I'm not sure that it's an insult. Don't all black people love chicken?? :smt042

 

Hahahahahaha! I don't consider that cooking Smooth, I mean it's better than going hungry... but not by much. My brother is a connoisseur of Hamburger Helper though, his wife could barely boil water. Until I met her I honestly thought all women could cook, I was appalled to find she couldn't at all... but he probably was too.