"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult." -- Charlotte Whitton
President Bush tried and failed. President Clinton tried and failed. President Obama tried and succeeded. . The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man.
Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonite?" Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?" Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets " Girl: "OH MY GOD! WE'RE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
"Shut your man-pleaser." "I'm so fired up, I could punch an old lady in the face. SHORYUKEN!!" "It'll behoove of you to do the right thing. Don't piss Drill Sg.t off." "Dig a hole, lay in it, and stop breathing." "I'm 215 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal." My drill sgts. and platoon sgts.
“ IF YOU WANNA TEST ME , IMA PASS THE QUIZ ! LOOKING FOR A TEAM MATE, TOGETHER WE CAN WIN . BETTER TREAT IT RIGHT, OR IMA TRADE YOU IN ! OR YOU CAN GET THE DUECES CALL IT EXX - GIRLFRIEND ” — Rasheeda
We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al-Qaida. That has to be our biggest national security priority."--Barack Obama, October, 2008. It took a Democrat. He is a man of his word.
If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change!" -Michael Jackson
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!" -- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right." -- Laurens Van der Post
"There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than that of defrauding the government." -- Benjamin Franklin
