"Women control sex anyways. It's not like us guys have to be in the mood and have a lot of foreplay. Show us some Boobs and we're good to go. Actually not even a full boob, a suggestion of a boob is all we need".
Carl Zwanzig: "Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car."
Will Ferrell: "Dear Lord Baby Jesus, lying there in your...your little ghost manger, lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental...videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors..."
Birth Caul Alan Moore: "Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would probably rather, in a better world, be putting that energy into copulation rather than going over there and blowing some other young man's guts out."
Chris Rock: "So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America … but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back."
West Sherburne Tribune 3/15/08 "The Big thing we are working on is the global warming hoax.It's al voodoo, nonsense,hokum, a hoax." : Rep. Michele Bachman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkLeIMjpWYU&feature=BF&list=ULEctzP_jjrbM&index=20
