"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
-- Will Rogers

 

?"If a political party does not have its foundation in the determination to advance a cause that is right and that is moral, then it is not a political party; it is merely a conspiracy to seize power." -- President Eisenhower, March 6, 1956. (Pretty much sums up the GOP of today)

 

"What luck for rulers that men do not think."
-- Adolf Hitler

 

The Arc of the Moral Universe Is Long, but It Bends Toward Justice"
— Martin Luther King Jr.

 

"People like to be told what to do, so much so that they'll listen to anyone." -Don Draper

 

Money is like the fertilizer in manure.......If you pile it up, It stinks,.......It you spread it out, It grows.........

 

"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day."
-- Lillian Carter

 

"When the elders are an inspiration to the youth then the youth become the inspiration for the elders." -Tumani Onabiyi

 

"Better to be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own." -Aesop

 

"One's work may be finished some day, but one's education never." Alexandre Dumas

 

Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'" -Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

 

"Everyone comes w/ baggage from previous relationships, but who’s willing to love you enough to help you unpack?" — Unknown

 

Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.

Love possesses not nor would it be possessed;

For love is sufficient unto love.

Khalil Gibran
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"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
-- Evan Esar

 

I love both of these... profound and yet so true...

 

"The internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI".

 

"I wanna take the preconceived
Out from underneath your feet
We could shake it off
Instead we'll plant some seeds
We'll watch em' as they grow
And with each new beat
From your heart the roots grow deeper
The branches will they reach for what"

-All At Once/Jack Johnson

 

"I will treasure your heart my love, as long as you will treasure mine. We pretend we'll live forever 'till the end of time. I will bring you water if you will bring me wine. We could live forever until the end of time."

-Dave Matthews/Water Into Wine