Favorite Movies Lines

WISH YOU WERE HERE.


Lynda Up your bum up your bum!
up your bum, up your bum, up your bum!
UP YOUR BUM!

Neighbour What's going on down there?

Lynda Just trying to find the cat, Mrs Fartley

 

Velvet Goldmine

Mandy Slade- "I needn't mention how essential dreaming is to the character of the rock star."


Reporter- "Brian! Why the make-up?"
Brian Slade- "Why? Because rock and roll's a prostitute! It should be tarted up! Performed! The music is the mask, while I, in chiffon and taff- well- varda the message!"


Mandy Slade- " Now, just because someone sees, you know, two naked people asleep in bed together, it doesn't necessarily prove sex was involved. It does however, make a strong case."


Freddie- "The first duty in life is to assume a pose. What the second duty is, no one has yet found out."


Curt Wild- "Listen, a real artist creates beautiful things and puts nothing of his own life into them, okay?"


Brian Slade- "I should think that if people were to get the wrong impression of me, the one to which you so eloquently refer, it wouldn't be the wrong impression in the slightest."


Mandy Slade- "It's funny how beautiful people are when they're walking out the door."


Brian Slade- "Ha! Nothing makes one so vain as being told one is a sinner!"

 

Riddick



Riddick: "There are bad days, and then there are legendary bad days. This was shaping up to be one of those. Whole damn planet wanted a piece of me. Can't stay in the open. Can't risk another attack. It's always the punch you don't see coming that puts you down. But why didn't I see it? But why didn't I see it? Of course they were gonna try and kill me. Death is what they do for a living. So the question ain't 'What happened?' The question is 'What happened to me?' "



Santana: "What the fuck do you want, man?"

Boss Johns: "You know what? I'm gonna fold you in, Santana. But I give orders to Dahl. And Dahl's gonna give orders to you. And that's the chain of command from this point forward."

Santana: "Why am I not loving this plan so far? Oh, I know, I know. Because it sucks ass and swallows! I'm not taking orders from your pet whore who think I won't smack her right back..."

(Dahl punches Santanta)

Dahl: "I don't fuck guys. Occasionally I fuck 'em up if they need it."



Riddick: "So what's the bounty at?"

Boss Johns: "I don't know. I don't care. It's not why I'm here."

Riddick: "I bet the big jamoke knows."

Diaz: "Yeah. I know exactly what it is."

Boss Johns: "What I do know is that it's double if you're brought back dead."

Riddick: "That's new. Will it be enough to pay your funerals?"



(after merc ship undergoes initial attack from the "Mud Demon" creatures brought out from under the earth by a planet wide mega thunderstorm)


Riddick: "Now here's what's gonna happen. In 60 seconds you're gonna take these chains off me. We're gonna make a play for those nodes and get off this rock. But somewhere along the line, when it gets really bad, Johns is gonna fold just like Little Johns did. Then when it's all over and the rest of you are ready for Dead Animal Pickup, I'm gonna go balls deep into Dahl. But only because she asked me to. Sweet-like."

Lockspur: "What does he mean, "When things go bad"? What? This doesn't qualify as bad?"

Dahl: "What the fuck is happening? How fucked are we?"

Riddick: "Who knows how long it will rain? Or just how many of them are buried out there?"

Lockspur: "He saw it. He saw it with those eyes of his and he didn't even tell us what."

Riddick: (to Santana) "When the chains come off Box Boy, you go in the first five seconds."

Santana: "Really? And you plan on killing me with what, your mouth?" (taunts Riddick with the machete he has)

Riddick: "That shiny blade."

Santana: "I'd love to see you try."


(after Riddick, still chained, kills Santana)

Diaz: "Yeah. Let's cut him lose."

Dahl: "That was five seconds."

Riddick: "I like to be a man of my word."


Boss Johns: "If Riddick comes back here without us, you go ahead, you kill him on general principle."

Dahl: "Is that before or after I'm supposed to fuck him?"

 

Full Metal Jacket


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."



Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?"

Private Joker: "Sir, no, sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Well, well, Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!"

Private Joker: "Sir, the private said 'no, sir,' sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit!"

(slaps Joker)

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "You Goddamn communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't ya?"

Private Joker: "Sir, NEGATIVE, sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Joker, are you trying to offend me?"

Private Joker: "Sir, NEGATIVE, sir! Sir, the private believes any answer he gives will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat him harder if he reverses himself, SIR!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Who's your squad leader, scumbag?"

Private Joker: "Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Snowball!"

Private Snowball: "Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader."

Private Snowball: "Sir, aye-aye, sir!"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: "Disappear, scumbag!"

Private Snowball: "Sir, aye-aye, sir!"



Da Nang Hooker: "Hey, baby. You got girlfriend Vietnam?"

Private Joker: "Not just this minute."

Da Nang Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"

Private Joker: "Yeah, we might party. How much?"

Da Nang Hooker: "Fifteen dollar."

Private Joker: "Fifteen dollars for both of us?"

Da Nang Hooker: "No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY."

Private Joker: "Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each."

Da Nang Hooker: "Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much."

Private Joker: "Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend."

Da Nang Hooker: "Okay. Ten dollar each."

Private Joker: "What do we get for ten dollars?"

Da Nang Hooker: "Every t'ing you want."

Private Joker: "Everything?"

Da Nang Hooker: "Every t'ing."

 

I think back on that rap song with the line, " Me so horny." They though in a woman making an "uuhhh" sound, which was not in Full Metal Jacket.

 

Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman(holding M-14 and marching)- " THIS IS MY RIFLE. THIS IS MY GUN!!!(grabbing his crotch).

Parris Island Recruits-( In unison, holding their M-14s and their crotches while marching)" THIS IS FOR FIGHTING. THIS IS FOR FUN!!!

 

A Patch Of Blue

Selina D'Arcy- " I know everything I need to know about you. I love you(touching Gordon's face). I know you're good, and kind. I know you're colored and I..."
Gordon Ralfe- " What's that?"
Selina D'Arcy- " ...And I think you're beautiful!"
Gordon Ralfe- (smiling)" Beautiful? Most people would say the opposite."
Selina D'Arcy- " Well that's because they don't know you."





Selina D'Arcy-(after Gordon kisses her forehead)" Was that a kiss?"
Gordon Ralfe(nodding)-" It was a kiss."
Selina D'Arcy-" Kiss me again."
Gordon kisses Selina's forehead again. Selina grabs Gordon's face and kisses him on the lips.
Selina D'Arcy-" Oh, Gordon...Gordon...Oh, I wish I'd never been done over.
Gordon pulls away from her.
Gordon Ralfe-" What did you say?"
Selina D'Arcy-" Nothing."
Gordon Ralfe-" I'm sorry. You were much sinned against.
Selina D'Arcy-" Are you angry with me? Do you think I'm bad...dirty?"
Gordon Ralfe- "No."
Selina D'Arcy-" I said what I said because I love you so much."
Gordon Ralfe-" I know why you said it. I'm glad you said it. You brought me back to Earth."
Selina D'Arcy-"I didn't want you to come back to Earth. I wanted you to make love with me."

 

The Prophecy


Gabriel: "I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why."

Gabriel: "Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said 'Shhhhh!' "

Gabriel: "Study your math, kids. Key to the universe!"


Thomas Daggett: "Some people lose their faith because Heaven shows them too little. But how many people lose their faith because Heaven showed them too much?"


Lucifer: "I was the first angel, loved once above all others. But like all true love... one day it withered on the vine..."


Lucifer: "Humans... and how I love you talking monkeys for this... know more about war and treachery of the spirit than any angel."


Lucifer: "Do you know what Hell really is, Thomas? It's not lakes of burning oil or chains of ice. It's being removed from God's sight, of having His word taken from you. It's hard to believe, Thomas, so hard. I know that better than anyone."


Lucifer: "God is love. I don't love you. You see, I'm not here to help, you little bitch, because I love you or because I care for you, but because two hells is one hell too many, and I can't have that."



Catherine:" Go to hell!"

Gabriel: "Heaven, darling. Heaven. At least get the zip code right."

Catherine: "It's all the same to you, isn't it?"

Gabriel: "No. In heaven, we believe in love."

Catherine: "What do you love, Gabriel?"

Gabriel: "Cracking your skull."

 

:smt036 Makes me want to watch it just to see that character, lol

Haha, has to be a British movie, yes? Such typical British humour.

 

2Live Crew's, 'Me So Horny' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-MJnHsK3cI

Read the book twice as a young girl, seen the brilliant movie multiple times. Outstanding acting. Has a special place in my heart.

*Shelly Winters was exceptional in her cruel role.

 

Yep a very good movie too, well worth a watch.

Full movie on youtube if you get bored, it's got some sinister content but good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T72zihEs8Mo&feature=share&list=PLAA1330BC3202496C

 

Shelley Winters didn't like her role in the film. But I think she won an Oscar for Best Supporting actress for it. A Patch Of Blue was the first Sidney Poitier film I had ever seen on tv when it was shown on NBC's Night At The Movies show when I was a kid. And we had a black and white television back then. The kissing scenes were cut out when it went to southern theaters.

 

Hollywood Shuffle

Bobby Taylor- " I wish Tiny "would" bring his big fat ass out here...Tiny! I'm going to make it up to you, I'm going to be a star."
Tiny- " No, you're gonna be "seein" stars."


Speed- "Welcome to Sneakin' In The Movies. My name is Speed and this is my homeboy Tyrone. And we are like movie critics and shit."
Tyrone- " Well not really. Peep this. Each week me and my boy, you know, we go to different theaters and stuff and sneak in and check the movie."
Speed- " Then we come back and tell you what's up. Like if you should pay money and shit."

Uncle Ray- " There ain't nothin' to it but to do it."

Bobby Taylor- " There's always work at the post office."

 

Austin Powers International man of mystery
It was on Telly last night and I forgot how funny it was

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

Vanessa Kensington: Look, I know I'm being neurotic, but I can't shake off this suspicious feeling about that Italian secretary. You know, Miss Fagina. I don't want to sound paranoid, but I've had some bad relationships in the past, and I have been known to be jealous. I'm sorry.
Austin Powers: No, don't be sorry, baby. You're right to be suspicious. I shagged her.
Vanessa Kensington: What?
Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
Vanessa Kensington: I don't believe you, Austin! I mean, she was repellant.
Austin Powers: Saucer of milk, table 2. Meow.
Vanessa Kensington: Well, did you use protection?
Austin Powers: Of course. I had my 9mm automatic.
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant 'did you use a condom'?
Austin Powers: No. Only sailors use condoms, baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the 90's, Austin.
Austin Powers: Well they should, those filthy beggars. They go from port to port.

Austin Powers: Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war.
Basil Exposition: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

 

Clockers

Det. Rocco Klein-" Errol. I thought you were dead."
Errol Barnes-" I was. I came back."


Errol Barnes-" My old man...was a preacher. And when I started messin' with this shit, he said, "You gonna pay for that. You gonna pay for that shit, boy." He was right. You can't cheat this shit no...mo'"



Rodney-" If God created anything better than crack cocaine, he kept that shit for hisself."


Andre The Giant-(To Strike)"You even glance in the direction of that little kid Tyrone, and I'm gonna fuck you up so bad you're gonna wish I had killed you."



Andre The Giant(Beating up Strike)'It's motherfuckers like you that mugged Rosa Parks."
Ronald 'Strike' Dunham-" Who the fuck is Rosa Parks?"
Andre The Giant- "Who the fuck is Rosa Parks? Who's Rosa Parks?"
Ronald 'Strike' Dunham-" It's hard on brothers out here."
Andre The Giant- "Brothers? You stupid ignorant motherfucker."


Ronald 'Strike' Dunham- "Why was you so gung-ho about all this shit, man? Most cops...Brothers killin' other brothers ain't no big thing. Blasé, blasé. What made you care about me, my brother Victor, Darryl Adams, Tyrone, huh? What made you give a shit?"
Det. Rocco Klein-"If I ever see you again...I'll book you on charges of criminal solicitation and conspiracy to commit murder. I'll let Andre beat you down again, then pick up Rodney on the same charges and I'll make sure you two share the same cell, the same fuckin' bed. Do you understand me clearly?"
Ronald 'Strike' Dunham-"Yeah, I understand clearly."

 

Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)

First lines.
Jake Roenick- " Listen to me. What are we talking about, really? Getting high? No. We're talking about a journey, man. A subconscious safari. A mental expedition, okay, a mind trek. This planet has been raped, pillaged and fucked! And the mind is the only uncharted territory...(picks up cocaine)And this shit is the ship. It's the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria and you...are fuckin' Magellan.(spills a little cocaine)Oh fuck...I spilled some.(laughs hysterically)So what do you say, my Serbian motherfucking friend? Do you want to take a trip or do you want to sit on your ass?"
Marko-" Yeah, okay, Napoleon...let's see what you got."




Iris Ferry-(shouts)-" I don't bed criminals. I fuck bad boys."



Rosen-" Your eyes are red. You smokin' crack?"
Beck-" You're eyes are glazed. You been eatin' donuts?"



Jake Roenick- " I want to live; as opposed to I don't want to die."


Jake Roenick-" So, our shit's on pause?"
Marion Bishop-" Yeah, our shit's on pause."

 

Stir Crazy

Harry Monroe-" Yeah, that's right! That's right! We bad!"


Skip Donohue-" This filthy, roach-ridden reality is inspiring...what did that second policeman say to you when he grabbed you by the throat?"
Harry Monroe- " Man, I don't fucking believe you!"
Skip Donohue- ""Man, I don't fucking believe you!" Fabulous!"
Harry Monroe- "You don't get it do you, Skip. You think this is The Count Of Monte Cristo or something. We're in trouble. This is the real deal. We're in deep shit."



(Harry slaps Rory's had when he touches his arm)
Harry Monroe-" Stop that! What did you do anyway?"
Rory-" I killed my daddy."
Harry Monroe-"What did you do that for?"
Rory- "He laughed at my suede jacket(pause)and he slapped my hand."
Harry Monroe-"Oh."(Puts Rory's hand back on his arm)



Warden Walter Beatty-"You're gonna represent Glenboro prison in the annual Top Hand competition. Congratulations!"
Skip Donohue-"Oh! Oh, my God! Warden! I can't do that!"
Warden Walter Beatty-"What in the hell are you talking about...?"
Skip Donohue-"Well I should have told you in your office! My mother was a veterinarian. I can't have anything to do with the exploitation of animals, she'd turn over in her grave!"
Warden Walter Beatty-"I don't believe you heard me correctly. This is important to me!"
Skip Donohue-"Important to you? My mother is watching over every step I make! Do you know that my soul is on the line here...? So, let's drop...(looks up)What? I said no. Whoa, I told him no! Ma, are you crazy? I have witnesses...All right, we'll talk about it in my cell!(looks back at the warden)Uhm...I have to go to the bathroom. Would you excuse me, warden?"(Looks at the sky again, and walks off)




Blade-" The rodeo clown is the most DANGEROUS job, 'cause he gets CLOSEST to the BULL. He gets the BEST of the BULL! HOOK to the right! And if the bull rider's in trouble, he's gotta protect him, even if it means gettin' his ribs pulled out, or bein' freight-trained."
Harry Monroe-"Freight-trained?"
Blade Run over, just like a freight train, only with a bull, it's worse, 'cause a freight train don't BACK UP and FINISH the JOB. Later on I'll show you how to lie out on the stretcher when the ambulance comes."

 

Sin City


Dwight : "Most people think Marv is crazy. He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They would've tossed him girls like Nancy back then."


Dwight : (to Jackie Boy) "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend, and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman."


Dwight : "The girls all know the score. No escape. No surrender. No mercy. We gotta kill every last rat bastard one of them, every last one. Not for revenge. Not because they deserve it. Not because it'll make the world a better place. We need a heap of bloody bodies so when the mob boss, Wallenquist, looks over his charts of profits and losses, he'll see what it cost him to mess with the girls of Old Town. The valkyrie at my side is shouting and laughing with the pure, hateful, bloodthirsty joy of the slaughter. And so am I. The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. My warrior woman. My valkyrie. You'll always be mine. Always. And never."



Hartigan : "When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I'm about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench."


Hartigan : "An old man dies, a young woman lives. Fair trade."




Marv : "He never screams. Not even when the mutt's had its fill. Kevin's guts are lying all over the place and somehow the bastard is still alive, still staring at me. Not even when I grab the saw and finish the job, he never screams."


Marv : "I've been framed for murder and the cops are in on it. But the real enemy, the son of a bitch who killed the angel lying next to me, he's out there somewhere, out of sight, the big missing piece that'll give me how and the why and a face and a name and a soul to send screaming into hell."


Marv : "Then it hits me like a kick in the nuts: What if I'm wrong? I've got a condition. I get confused sometimes. What if I've imagined all this? What if I've finally turned into what they've always said I'd turn into: A maniac? A psycho killer?"


Marv : (in the electric chair waiting to be executed) "Will you get a move on, I haven't got all night."

 

Thank you darlin', I will def check this one out.

 

Heartbreak: Something’s Gotta Give
Posted on March 18, 2013 by justilinus
ERICA BARRY
I’m like the dumb girl that doesn’t get it. I’ve never been the dumb girl before. It ain’t great.
HARRY SANBORN
Let’s just calm down. I had these plans before I even met you. I mean, I do like seeing you. I do.
ERICA BARRY
[scoff] Yeah.
HARRY SANBORN
I’m always surprised by it.
ERICA BARRY
Surprised by it? What was I thinking?
HARRY SANBORN
I have never lied to you. I have always told you some version of the truth.
ERICA BARRY
The truth doesn’t have versions, okay?
HARRY SANBORN
Will you cut me a little slack? My life has just been turned upside down.
ERICA BARRY
Mine too!
HARRY SANBORN
Well, then let’s just each get our bearings.
ERICA BARRY
I don’t want my bearings. I’ve had my bearings my whole goddamn life. I feel something with you I never really knew existed. Do you know what that’s like, after a 20-year marriage to feel something for another person that is so…? That… Oh, Right. Right. Not your problem. God. Do you know that I’ve written this, but I never really got it? Do you know what this is?
HARRY SANBORN
No.
ERICA BARRY
[Erica kisses Harry] THIS… is heartbroken.