Favorite Movies Lines

Summer of Sam

Ruby-" I mean, I'm smart, I'm young, I'm pretty, you know."
Vinny-"Yeah, well, you got two out of three right there."
Ruby-"Shut up."



Ritchie-"You know that song "Baba O'Riley"?
Ruby-"Uh huh."
Ritchie-"That's my favorite song. You know who wrote that?"
Ruby-"Englebert Humperdinck?
Ritchie-(long pause)"Mm-mm."
Ruby-"What? You don't think I know? Come on, I know Pete Townsend."



Ruby-"Congratulations! You just realized you were married."

 

Under The Cherry Moon

Christopher Tracy-"I do nothing professionally, I do everything for fun."



Tricky-(mocking Christopher)- "I'll see you at the club in two hours."
Christopher Tracy-"I got waylaid."
Tricky-"No, you got la-aid!"


Christopher Tracy-" Why is your father such a punk?
Mary- "I beg your pardon?"
Christopher Tracy-"Why does he shit on so many people?"
Mary-"You're a peasant."
Christopher Tracy-"What makes me a peasant? How much money I got, or what's in my heart?"




Mr. Sharon-"You were with that boy."
Mary-"He's not a boy. He's a man."
Mr. Sharon-He's not a man. He's a giggolo. Do you know what a giggolo is? It's a fancy word for whore."
Mary-"There are many words for whore, and I'm sure you're acquainted with all of them."



Christopher Tracy-"I love you."
Mary-(angry)No, you don't."
Christopher Tracy-"Then I hate you."
Mary (sincere)-"No you don't."
Christopher Tracy-"Then I love you."
Mary- "Define love."

 

Ghostbusters

Janine Melnitz-"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"
Winston Zeddemore-"Ah, if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."



Winston Zeddemore-"I'm Winston Zeddemore, your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these thinks are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white."



Dr. Ray Stantz-"Gozer the Gozerian...good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest parallel dimension."
Dr. Peter Venkman-(sarcastically)-"That oughta do it. Thanks, very much, Ray."
Gozer-"Are you a God?"
Dr. Ray Stantz-"No."
Gozer- Then...DIE!"
Lightning shoots from Gozer's fingers forcing the Ghostbusters near the edge of the roof.
Winston Zeddemore-"Ray, when someone asks if you are a god, you say, "yes"!
Dr.Peter Venkman-"All right! This chick is TOAST!Okay; sticks?
Dr. Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore:
"HOLDIN'!"
Dr. Peter Venkman-"Heat 'em up!"
Dr. Ray Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore:
"SMOKIN'!"
Dr. Peter Venkman-"MAKE 'EM HARD!"
Dr. Ray , Stantz, Dr. Egon Spengler, Winston Zeddemore:
"READY!"
Dr. Peter Venkman-"Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown."

 

Ted

John- "We have been dating for four years tomorrow."
Ted- "Fuck me! Nice!"
John- "Let me ask you something. You don't think she's gonna be expecting something big, do you?"
Ted-"Like what? Anal?"



Frank-"You think you got what it takes?"
Ted-"I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath."
Frank-"Nobody's ever talked to me like that before."
Ted-"That's because their mouths are full of your wife's box."
Frank- "You're hired."
Ted-"Shit."



Sam J. Jones-"We are going to party like the '80s."
Ted-"Show us how, Flash."
Sam J. Jones-"It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie."
Ted-"Oh, Johnny, I got so much energy. We gotta start doing stupid shit."


John-(Imitating Ted) "Hey, Johnny, I just had a great idea.Let's get drunk and puke on cars on the overpass."
Ted-"Oh, come on! I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin."


Ted-"Jesus, you look fantastic."
Norah Jones-"Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed."
Ted-(Laughs)"Yeah, I know, right? You mean...me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room."
Norah Jones-"Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis."
Ted-"Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that."



Narrator-"No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Cory Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit."

 

Flash Gordon



The Emperor Ming: "Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror."



The Emperor Ming: "You want to destroy me."

Flash Gordon: "lt's the only way to save Earth."

The Emperor Ming: "What if l granted you a kingdom?"

Flash Gordon: "lf you what?"

The Emperor Ming: "Ming the Merciless, ruler of the universe, offers Flash Gordon of Earth a kingdom of Mongo, to rule over as his own."

Flash Gordon: "You're crazy. Why would you do that?"

The Emperor Ming: " Because l've never before met your like. You're a hero, don't you see that? Who better to rule a kingdom? Your moon is very close now. Earth's end might come within hours."

Flash Gordon: "You'd call off the attack?"

The Emperor Ming: "l could."

Flash Gordon: "Everyone would be saved?"

The Emperor Ming: "Yes... and no. After the earthquakes and tidal waves, they won't be the same human beings. They'll be more docile. Tractable. Easier for you to rule, in the name of Ming."

Flash Gordon: "You mean they'd be slaves."

The Emperor Ming: "Let's just say they'll be satisfied with less."

 

Looking back on Flash Gordon and Ted, Me, my younger brother and a neighbor who lived across the street from us went to see Flash Gordon on Christmas Eve. I really enjoyed Timothy Dalton as Prince Baron, Brian Blessed as King Vultan, Ornella Muti as Princess Aura and Max Von Sydow as Emporor Ming(he was Charles Middleton's version of the character from the Flash Gordon serials with Buster Crabbe). To this day, it had a special meaning for me. I enjoyed it all.

 

Barbershop

Calvin tells Eddie that he sold the barbershop

Eddie: "This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place where a black man means something! Cornerstone of the neighborhood! Our own country club! I mean, can't you see that? Hell, that's the problem with your whole generation. You know, y'all... you don't believe in nothin'. But your father, he believed in something, Calvin. He believed and understood that something as simple as a little haircut could change the way a man felt on the inside."

Eddie: "Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh, but he was rich, because he invested in people. What'd you think? You think I was the only one he gave a job to, Calvin? No! That man opened up the doors to anybody and any knucklehead around here in the city of Chicago that wanted to come down here and make somebody out themselves. Gave the opportunity to be somebody! A licensed professional barber. Now, me, myself, personally... I wouldn't gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. But, you know, it's just hard enough. You sit in there and try to cut somebody's head and gotta worry about this fool over there trying to shank you. But let me tell you somethin'. At the end of the day... the end of the day, I was glad I was here."

 

Truck Turner -(1974)

Annie-"So, this is your idea of a good night, huh. Get me drunk and then screw me."
Truck Turner-"Okay,okay, we'll get something to eat first."



Truck Turner-"You Dorinda?"
Dorinda-"Who wants to know?"
Truck Turner-"Since I'm asking, it must be me."
Dorinda-"You don't look like cop, but you smell like trouble."
Truck Turner-"Trouble? Me? If I was, I wouldn't stand a chance with you, mama."



Dorinda-"Whatchu see ain't all you get, baby. This ain't Sears Roebuck, nigga."



Dorinda-"Well, Blue, I presume you came to talk business."
Harvard Blue-"You don't see me with my cock in my hand, do you, Dorinda?"
Dorinda-"Who's he, your test tube?"
Harvard Blue-"He's looking in your house for tapes."
Dorinda-"Shit, nigger, this ain't the White House."



Dorinda-"I haven't had to sell my pussy since I was fifteen and found out I could sell other bitches' in stead."



Truck Turner-"Anybody ask you what happened, tell 'em you been hit by a truck; Mac 'Truck' Turner."


Truck Turner-"You hurt?"
Jerry-"No, I'm indestructible!"



Desmond(Truck Turner grabs a valuable statue of Desmond's)-"Easy! That thing cost me a lot of zuzu's, you dig?"
Truck Turner-"This ain't my year. Here's a pimp, patio full of whores...I'm the one getting fucked...nah!" (Truck Turner smashes the statue.)

 

The Fifth Element



Flight Attendant: "Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position."

Ruby Rhod: "I don't want one position, I want all positions!"



Leeloo: "Everything you create, you use to destroy."

Korben Dallas: "Yeah, we call it human nature."


Police Officer: "Sir, are you classified as human?"

Korben Dallas: "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."



President Lindberg: (on a communications radio with Korben Dallas) "There's a ball of fire, 1,200 miles in diameter heading straight for Earth and we have no idea how to stop it. That's the problem."

Korben Dallas: "How much time do we have?"

Scientist: "If its speed remains constant, an hour and fifty-seven minutes."

Korben Dallas: "I'll call you back in two hours." (Dallas shuts off transmission)

President Lindberg: "Hello? Hello? Hello?"



Ruby Rhod: "My man? My man? My man, what's this thing with all these numbers?"

Father Vito Cornelius: "It's a- It's a- It's a- It's a-"

Ruby Rhod: "No no no no no no no no. 'Cause if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?"

(alarms start going off)

 

One final "big" back & forth from The Fifth Element :

Father Vito Cornelius is brought to the office of wealthy businessman & weapons dealer Jean Baptiste-Emanuel Zorg, who is in league with the life destroying "Shadow", the giant fireball that's headed towards Earth.

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: "It's nice to see you again, Father."

Vito Cornelius: "Ah, I remember you now. The so-called art dealer."

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: "I'm glad you got your memory back. Because you're gonna need it."

(Zorg directs his men out of his office)

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: "Where are the stones?"

Vito Cornelius: "I don't know. And even if I did know, I wouldn't tell somebody like you."

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Why? What's wrong with me?

Vito Cornelius: "I try to serve life. But you only...seem to want to destroy it."

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: Ah, Father, you're so wrong. Let me explain. (closes office door, places an empty glass on desk) Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Take this empty glass. Here it is, peaceful, serene and boring. But if it is (pushes glass off table) destroyed... (robot cleaners appear & move to clean broken glass) Look at all these little things. So busy now. Notice how each one is useful. What a lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color. Now, think about all those people that created them. Technicians, engineers, hundreds of people who'll be able to feed their children tonight so those children can grow up big and strong and have little teeny weeny children of their own, and so on and so forth. Thus, adding to the great chain... of life. (Zorg's automated desk prepares a glass of water and a bowl of fruit) You see, Father, by creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business. Cheers. (drinks water with cherry, only to choke on cherry stuck in throat. Zorg frantically presses all buttons on his desk in an attempt to get something to clear his throat)

Vito Cornelius: "Where's the robot to pat you in the back? Or the engineer? Or their children, maybe?" (the desk brings out Zorg's exotic engineered pet "Picasso"; Zorg motions it to try and help him)
There, you see how all your so-called power counts for absolutely nothing? How your entire empire of destruction comes... crashing down. All because of one little... cherry. (slaps Zorg across the back, causing him to spit out the cherry at Picasso)

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: (opens doors, throws Cornelius to guards) "You saved my life, and in return, I'll spare yours... for now."

Vito Cornelius: "You're a monster, Zorg."

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg: "I know."

(directs guards to take Cornelius away)

 

21 Jump Street (Movie Version)


Captain Dickson: "You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers."


Captain Dickson: "Are you comfortable?"

Schmidt: "Yes."

Captain Dickson: "Get your... motherfucking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!"


Captain Dickson: (going over the rule of not having sexual relations with teachers or students; to Jenko) "That's you, man. Don't do it. Keep that dirty dick inside your pants. Don't fuck no students, don't fuck no teachers..."

Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional..."

Captain Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherfucker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say "shut the fuck up," I'm talking to you."


Captain Dickson: "Hey! stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!"


Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."

Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"

Captain Dickson: "You two sons of bitches are going to college!"

Schmidt: "Yes!"

Jenko: "No!"

 

The Long Kiss Goodnight

Mitch Henessey

 

Mine would have to be the final battle on Blade Trinity

Dracula "Blade....ready to die

Blade "I was born ready muthafucka"

Dracula "motherfucker I like that"

that part gets me every time makes me laugh:smt043

 

Hatchet

Ben- "We want to do a haunted swamp tour."
Rev. Zombie-"I don't do night tours anymore, I'm not allowed to. Insurance got too high after what happened."
Marcus-"Too bad. Let's go."
Ben-"Wait, wait, what happened?"
Rev. Zombie-"Oh, you "don't" want to know."
Ben(eagerly)-"I so want to know."
Rev. Zombie-"I had a tour group, out in the swamp, last Halloween. It was the mist of night, and there was this kid, who looked kind of like you, he was spooked by something in the marsh. He saw two eyes staring at him from the woods, it chilled him to his very marrow. He wanted to get off the boat in a hurry, and he had his foot dangling over the edge. He..."
Ben-"He fell in?"
Marcus-"A gator got him?"
Rev. Zombie-"He slipped, hit his head, on the roof...and sued me for negligence! That cock sucker!"
Ben-(disappointed)-"That's it?"





Shawn-"The tour is leaving right now, it's forty bones each."
Ben-"Forty dollars?"
Marcus-"Can you spot me?"
Ben-"What, you don't have any cash?"
Marcus-"No, I'm just not paying for this bullshit."






Shawn-"Don't mind him, that's just Jack Cracker."
Jenna-"Jack Cracker?"
Shawn-"Yeah, yeah, just one of the local alligator hunters. He just sits there, yells things, drinks his own piss. He's...ah, you know, cracked."

 

30 Days of Night

Sheriff Eben Olesen: "Come on. You and me, let's go. I'm taking you outside."

The Stranger:(standing up) "I'd like to see that."

Stella Olesen: (resting gun against his head) "So would I. But then Lucy would have to clean up after Eben was done kicking your ass."



The Stranger: "Mr. and Mrs. Sheriff. So sweet. So helpless against what is coming."

Stella: "He's just trying to freak us out."

Jake Olesen: "It's working."

Eben: "We have more important things to think about. I'll check on Gus."

The Stranger: "Check on Gus. Board the windows. Try to hide. They're coming. This time they're gonna take me with them... honor me. Yeah. For all that I have done."

Eben: "They? Who are 'they'?"



The Stranger: "No way out of town. No one coming to help."

Jake: "Shut up."

The Stranger: "You can feel that. That cold ain't the weather... that's death approaching. Who do you think they're gonna take first? The girl, who thinks a gun will help her? The kid, sheriff's kid? Or the old gal?"

Jake: "Shut up." (Jake throws a boardgame piece at the Stranger)

The Stranger: "Oh... yeah... thank you, for the plastic. I can snap that apart and pick the lock."


Marlow the Vampire: (in the vampire tongue to the other vampires) "It took us centuries to make them believe that we are no more than just bad dreams. We should give them no reason to suspect."


Doug Hertz: "You keep shooting and they just... they just keep coming."

Carter Davies: "How's that possible?"

Doug Hertz: "I don't know. Maybe they're all coked up on PCP or something, you know? They don't feel any bullets."


Jake: "I saw them feeding on Grandma Helen. I saw their teeth. They're like vampires, you know?"

Stella: "Vampires don't exist, Jake."



Kirsten Toomey: (finding herself surrounded & trapped by the vampires) "Please, God!"

Marlow: "God? (looks up at sky then back down at Kirsten & shakes his head.) No God."

 

This is the end

Michael Cera

 

Meet Joe Black

William Parrish(entering his library)-"Hello? Is anyone here?"
William Parrish(louder)-"Is anyone here?"
Voice-"Quiet down!"
William Parrish-"Where are you?"
Voice-"I'm here."
William Parrish-"What is this? A joke, right? Some kind of elaborate practical joke? Heh, at my fortieth reunion, we delivered a casket to the class president's hotel room and uh..."
Voice-"QUIET!"
Parrish backs out of his library.
Voice-"Where are you going, Bill?"
William Parrish-"I uh..."
Voice- "The great Bill Parrish at a loss for words? The man whose lips fall "rapture" and "passion" and "obsession"? All those admonitions about being "deliriously happy, that there is no sense living your life without"? All the spark and energy you give off, the rosy advice you dispense in round pear shaped tones."
William Parrish-"What the hell is this?"
(Creaking, Joe Black appears in a faded window)
William Parrish-"Who are you?"
Voice-"Just think of milleniums multiplied by eons compounded by time without end. I've been around that long. But it's only recently your affairs here have piqued my interest. Call it boredom. The natural curiosity of me the most lasting and significant element in existence has come to see you."
William Parrish-"About what?"
Voice-"I want to have a look around before I take you."
William Parrish-"Take me where?"
Voice-"It requires competence, wisdom and experience, al those things they say about you in testimonials. And you're the one."
William Parrish-"The one to do what?"
Voice-"Show me around, be my guide. And in return you get..."
William Parrish-"I get what?"
Voice-"Time: minutes, days, weeks. Let's not get encumbered by details. What matters is that I stay interested."



William Parrish-"Tell me who you are?"
Voice-"Are you giving me orders?"
William Parrish-"No. I'm sorry, I..."
Voice-"No. you're not. You're trying to handle the situation. But this is the one situation you never could handle.



Voice-"Yes."
William Parrish-"Yes to what?"
Voice-"'Yes' is the answer to your question."
William Parrish-"What question?"
Voice-"Oh, Bill. Come on. The question. The question you've been asking yourself with increased regularity, at odd moments, panting through the extra game of handball, when you ran for the plane in Delhi, when you sat up in bed last night and hit the floor in the office this morning. The question that is in the back of your throat, choking the blood to your brain, ringing in your ears over and over as you put it to yourself."
William Parrish-"The question."
Voice-"Yes, Bill. The question."
William Parrish-"...Am I going to die?"
(Joe Black appearing from the shadows.)_"Yes."

 

Mee Joe Black

Joe Black-"I don't care, Bill. I love her."
William Parrish-"How perfect for you-to take whatever you want because it pleases you. That's not love."
Joe Black-"Then what is it?"
William Parrish-"Some aimless infatuation which, for the moment, you feel like indulging-it's missing everything that matters."
Joe Black-"Which is what?"
William Parrish-"Trust, responsibility, taking the weight for your choices and feelings, and spending the rest of your life living up to them. And above all, not hurting the object of your love."
Joe Black-"So that's what love is according to William Parrish?"
William Parrish-"Multiply it by infinity and take it to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."
Joe Black-"Those were my words."
William Parrish-"They're mine now."


Joe Black-"Careful, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."




William Parrish-"I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night. Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly perfect memory. Sometimes we had our ups and downs. But we're all together, and you're mine for a night. And I'm going to break precedent and tell you my one candle wish; that you would have a life as lucky as mine, where you can wake up one morning and say, " I don't want anything more." Sixty-five years. Don't they go in a blink?"


Joe Black-"Should you test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors."


Joe Black-"Thank you for loving me."


William Parrish-"Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy."

 

The Untouchables


Al Capone: "I want you to get this fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Eliot Ness, I want him dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!"

 

Gangster Squad

Sgt. John O'Mara-" Every man carries a badge. Some symbol of his allegiance. His were the scars of a boxer who'd used his fists to climb the social ladder of the mob. A Jew who'd gained the respect of wops through a homicidal lust. He'd sworn an oath of violence. And his master? His own insatiable will to power. He wanted to own this town. His name was Mickey Cohen."



Mickey Cohen-" It's like they say, "All good things must one day be burnt to the ground for the insurance money."

Mickey Cohen-"Los Angeles is my fucking destiny, you motherfucker!"


Sgt. John O'Mara- "We're going to war."
Officer Navidad Ramirez-(suddenly appearing)"That sounds good to me."
(The group aims their guns at him)
Officer Navidad Ramirez-" Take it easy, I'm on your side."
Officer Conway Keeler-" Who the fuck is this guy?"
Officer Max Kennard-"He's a huge pain in my ass, is what he is."


Mickey Cohen-"I'm not angry. This is business."


Officer Coleman Harris-" I always knew I'd die in Burbank."

Officer Coleman Harris-" 'Bwana' is a Swahili word. It means 'sir.' Got it?"


Mickey Cohen-"I like having only one fork. You never make the wrong decision."



Mickey Cohen-"Is that you, O'Mara?'
Sgt. John O'Mara-"That's right, Cohen!"
Sgt. John O'Mara-"Come and get it, Cohen!"
Mickey Cohen-"Here comes Santa Claus!"


Officer Max Kennard-"Remember. It's not where the sonofabitch is, goddammit. It's where he's gonna be."