Favorite Movies Lines

Love Honour and Obey

Ray: Could it be that... to do with something like I had a bad fall and I think I might have broken the bone in me cock?
Dominic: Could have, could have. Cause the thing what happens is, right, from the back, from your spine, spinal column, say that's your spine, right?
[holds up blackjack sap]
Dominic: the bone slips forward up your willy like that.
Ray: That's right.
Dominic: So you could break it.
Ray: So, if I'd have sort of broke a bit it might not... That's why it flips about a bit?
Dominic: Unnn... but it would click.
[shakes blackjack which clicks]
Dominic: It would click like that.


Fat Alan: That's all very well, Jon, but a blade ain't a really effective weapon when you're up against someone who is trained in several different kinds of martial arts. No really, mate, these hands are like deadly weapons. I can protect myself. Come on, go for it. Stab me you sigh.
[the others laugh]
Jonny: I wouldnt wanna do that.
[he stabs him]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me!
[the gang laughs harder]
Fat Alan: He stabbed me in the gut!
Ray: Look at his face!
Jonny: I'm sorry, Bruce.
Fat Alan: Shall I leave it in or take it out?
Ray: Leave it in and go out!

 

John Smith(Brad Pitt)-"Let me clarify something. I love my wife. I want her to have the good things. I want her to be happy. But there are times...(clenching his teeth and making a strangling gesture)."

Mr. & Mrs. Smith

 

The M. Night Shyamalan thread got me thinking:



Unbreakable :


Elijah Price : "Do you see any toys in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb."


Elijah Price : "Your bones don't break, mine do. That's clear. Your cells react to bacteria and viruses differently than mine. You don't get sick, I do. That's also clear. But for some reason, you and I react the exact same way to water. We swallow it too fast, we choke. We get some in our lungs, we drown. However unreal it may seem, we are connected, you and I. We're on the same curve, just on opposite ends."


Elijah Price : "It's hard for many people to believe that there are extraordinary things inside themselves, as well as others. I hope you can keep an open mind."

Elijah Price : "Go to where people are, you won't have to look very long. It's alright to be afraid, David, because this part won't be like a comic book. Real life doesn't fit into little boxes that were drawn for it."

Elijah Price : "Do you know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place in this world, to not know why you're here."

Elijah Price : "Now that we know who you are... I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense, in the comic you know how you can tell who the arch villain is going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero! And most times they're friends, like you and me. I should've known way back when. You know why David? Because of the kids! They called me Mr. Glass."

 

John McClane(Bruce Willis)-"Hey, Lorenzo. What sets off the alarms first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brain? Fat fuck."

Die Hard 2 : Die Harder

 

"you want to catch wolves, you need wolves" -fast and furious 6

 

Die Hard

Hans Gruber(Alan Rickman)-"Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. Due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, they're about to be taught a lesson in the real use of power. You will be witnesses. Now, where is Mr. Takagi? Joseph Yoshinobu Takagi, born in Kyoto, Japan, 1937. Family immigrated to San Pedro , California, 1939. Interned Manzanar, 1942 to 43. Scholarship student University of California, 1955. Law degree, Stanford, 1962. MBA , Harvard, 1970. President, Nakatomi Corporation. Chairman, Nakatomi Investment Group..."
Joe Takagi(James Shigeta)-"Enough!"
Hans Gruber-"And father of five."
Joe Takagi_"I'm Takagai."
Hans Gruber-"How do you do. I'm so pleased to meet you."

 

Die Hard

Big Agent Johnson(Robert Davi)-"YAAAHHHAAAA! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh , Slick?!"
Little Agent Johnson(Grand L.Bush)-"I was in junior high, dickhead."

 

The Dark Night Rises


Selena Kyle/Catwoman(Anne Hathaway)-"Never steal from anybody who's faster than you, kid."


Batman(Christian Bale)-"Tell me where the detonator is and you will have my permission to die."

 

Excalibur (John Boorman, Orion Pictures, 1980)

Uther Pendragon after deciding he had to bed the wife of the warring ruler with whom he had just agreed to a truce and being warned against it by his right-hand man: "To hold her once I would sacrifice everything."

Arthur Pendragon upon drinking from the Holy Grail: "I did not know how empty was my soul, until it was filled."

 

Roy-"Oh, boy would I like to get next to that."
Fred-"Ah, yes. Lassie."
Roy-"Lassie?"
Fred-"Patience, my boy. Patience."
Roy-"Why do you call her Lassie?
Fred-"Why do you think?"
Roy-"I don't know."
Fred-"Ooowwwooo!"
Roy-"Are you kidding? You callin' her a dog? Fred, that's angel food cake. You touch her and the Food And Drug Administration will get you for fuckin' food."
Fred-"Well, what can I tell you?"
Roy-"You can tell me why they call her Lassie."
Fred-"Just get her in the equipment room and you'll find out."
Roy-"What are you talking about?"
Fred-"But beware of King Kong."
Roy-"Wait a minute. Come here, Fred."

Porky's

 

Argyle(Devereaux White)-"If this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year's."

Die Hard

 

Juice



Q: "Bishop, you're crazy!"

Bishop: "You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda trippin', right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about you. I don't give a fuck about Steel. I don't give a FUCK about Raheem, either. I don't give a fuck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, 'POW'! So be it. You remember that, motherfucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... PARTNER!"

 

L.G. Murphy(Jack Palance)-"This is a new country, Englishman. We won't be bowin' to you no more. Get ready for Hell."

William H. Bonney(Emilio Estevez)-"Reap the whirlwind, Sheriff Brady. Reap it!"

Young Guns

 

Pet Sematary 2 /Geoff being bullied at school.

CLYDE
(feigning remorse)
"Too bad about your Mom. Papers
said it was pretty gross, getting
fried like that. Guess you saw
it, huh?"

Geoff nods. Clyde raises his eyebrows, pulling Geoff's jacket
open.

CLYDE
"So, what are you hiding there?"

STEVIE
"When you bring a friend to school
you're supposed to introduce him."

Geoff's arm tightens protectively around Tiger.

GEOFF
"Her name's Tiger."

CLYDE
"Tiger? Don't you think that's
kind of a pussy name?
(reaching out)
Can I hold her? I promise I'll be
real careful."

Clyde has a convincing way about him. Geoff reluctantly hands the
kitten over. Clyde is so gentle with the creature that one would
never question his sincerity.

Geoff is just beginning to feel at ease when something changes in
Clyde's tone, something sinister.

CLYDE
"Hey, Geoff. You ever seen a
kitten run?"

GEOFF
"I've seen her run around the
house."

Clyde's eyes narrow. He takes a couple of steps back. Geoff's
heart starts to sink.

CLYDE
"No, I mean really run...
(beat)
Like this!"

Clyde backsteps and bolts off down the hallway with Tiger. Brad
and Stevie fall in behind him, laughing.

Drew shrugs apologetically. He's torn, but he tears off after them
nonetheless.

GEOFF
"Shit..."

Geoff runs off in pursuit of them.

 

David(Michael Fassbender)-"Big things have small beginnings."

Prometheus

 

John Spartan(Sylvester Stallone)-"Send in a maniac to catch a maniac."

Simon Phoenix(Wesley Snipes)-"Is it cold in here? Or is it me?"

Demolition Man

 

Quint(Robert Shaw)-"Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women."

Chief Brody(Roy Scheider)-"You're gonna need a bigger boat."


Jaws

 

Elwood(Dan Aykroyd)-"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake(John Belushi)-"Hit it."

The Blues Brothers

 

Duel In the Sun

The Sinkiller: "Under that heathen blanket, there's a full-blossomed woman built by the devil to drive men crazy."

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Pearl Chavez: "Trash, trash, trash, trash, trash..."


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Pearl Chavez: "Oh Vashti, why are you so slow?"

Vashti: "I don't rightly know, Miss Pearl, except I always have so much to remember."

 

The Wild Bunch

Freddie Sykes-(Laughing)"They?" Why they's as plain as fancy day, that's who "they" is. My, what a bunch! Caught you, didn't they? Waltzed you in and led you out. Here you are with a handful of holes , a gun up your ass, and a big grin to pass the time of day with. "They." Who the hell is "they?"

Pike Bishop-"Being sure is my business."

Pike Bishop-"C'MON, YOU LAZY BASTARD!"
Dutch Engstrom-"I'M COMIN', DAMMIT!"

Pike Bishop-"If they move, kill 'em."