Embarrassing Celebrity Crushes!!!

I was watching HBO and saw Jeneane Garofalo doing stand-up and I totally fell in love. :smt007

Does anyone out there have a crush on a celebrity that they are totally embarrassed about?

 

She's not cute...I think she's smoking hot!

I guess I'm embarrassed because here I am at 6'3'', 260, and I like to consider myself this big macho guy, and I find myself fawning over this lady on TV like a little school girl. (I watched the same five second clip about a dozen times just to catch a glimse of her hips.)

I would run over Angelina Jolie with a fire truck just to get a peck on the cheek from Jeneane Garofalo.

Oh, and Diane Keaton can get it too!

 

I've always though she was attractive too.

Hmmm embarassing crush....I'd say...Rachael Ray for one....

but there are two local T.V. personalities that I have a crush on


Amy Vanderhoef



AND

Erin Hawksworth
http://www.wfaa.com/ehawksworth/

 

Jessica Rabbit:



http://formo.free.fr/a_la_maniere_de/images/Amblin_JessicaRabbit.jpg


http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/254/254751gnnm6o7wu4.jpg

Go ahead and laugh and call me wierd, I don't care I still wish I was a cartoon everytime I see her.

 

Alex, I'll take "Thing you don't admit in public" for a $100, please.

 

I don't care I aint never going to see you :lol:
Remember you don't like to post pictures, when you described yourself I kept seeing tina fey, not that tina fey bad looking, just to let you know I see you as a tina fey look-a-like everytime we speak. Who I also have bit of a crush on :wink: :lol:

 

Tina Fey? You know I'm 5'11, right? She's hobbit sized. I get told I look like Minnie Driver quite a bit ( I do have Tine Fey glasses)

Anyway, someday I'm going to hunt you down and publicly 'out' you - your friends will look at you in horror, your woman will slowly back away, parents will gasp with shock - I can see it now! :lol:

 

I know when you said you had glasses and was a brunnette I don't know why, but I got tina fey. Minnie Driver? I hope you aint as annoying as her :lol:

Hunt me down? Don't you know I blend in with the hood :lol: , yeah good luck trying to find me Im one of 100 brownskinned, du rag wearing, pants hangin', iced out in a Pittsburgh fitted, rocking the braids or fro black guys on the corner just chillin mofos here.

I'm So Hood!!!!!
I Wear My Pants Below My Waist
For The Land That Dance For The Men Up In This Place
Cause You And Your Man Is Plannin To Hate I'm So Hood!!!
And I Got These Golds Up In My Mouth If You Get Closed Into My House Then You Know What I'm
Taking Bout I'm Out The Hood!!! :lol:


P.S.
Im single, baby I know I didn't discuss my break up much, but it is just one of those thing I don't want to talk about, I rather tell people about my cartoon crush, than to discuss that :lol: :lol:

 

Marcy from Married With Children. I thought she was cute back in the day. Of course later on, my crush on her fizzled when she came out of the closet.

 

Kenny, right on! Back in the day, Jessica Rabbit was sooo Hawt!! :lol:

 

Glad you brought up married with children, cause i always thought Al's wife, Peg, was really cute for some reason. dunno why. :lol:

 

Emma Peel the Avengers [TV show not the movie]
99 from the movie Get Smart [the TV show too]
Miss Parker from the Pretender
Domino from Thunderball

I see a trend.....

 

Ahhh, the lyrical thug at work again!

I would send you a pic if you hit me up on email, after all this time I feel its safe to assume you are not a troll! :wink: No troll could ever post with as much 'soul' as you, poet.

You always talk about how hood you are - it would be pretty funny if you are sitting in front of your computer in a brooks bros suit and a $100 haircut and fresh manicure, just playin us all!! :lol:

 

This is gonna sound really weird but for the longest time, i've been madly attracted to Paula Zahn. I don't know, but she looks wayyy too good at 50 (of course, that has no bearing on 50 yr olds). Shit, i'd hit it. :lol:

Another lady i really think is nice is Tina Fey, you know from 30 Rock. I know she's real geeky and a dweeb on the show, but somehow that's what makes her appealing to me.

 

How about adding yourself to the pic thread? I'm sure all the guys would appreciate that

 

Yeah me & you on that one homie.

 

I can prove it for ya easily, that Im hood, and all good. But a man as I should. :lol: Lil sumthin, sumthin. I'll definetly get at you on e-mail shorty, now I like I said Im still seeing tina fey, evrytime we talk so we have to get rid of that. :wink:

 

I also once had a crush on Paula Zahn. E.D. Hill from Fox News (who was known as Edye Tarbox from Vh1 way back in the day, from 1987), I also liked. I watch a lot of cable news these days, network news to be has gotten boring.