Dominos Pizza in Japan, is offering a $31,000 a hour part time job....

you do know the meat they use in their chili, is overcooked (shit you wouldnt serve on a bum's sandwich) hamburger right?

I remember my managers telling me to chop up dry patties, and toss them into the chili-meat container.

when you have anywhere from 30-40 (i shit you not) hamburger patties on the grill, at any given time, it's hard to make sure that you're not undercooking or overcooking.

I do miss the job sometimes tho. When I first got hired, I was the grill-man and the lunchtime runs were always a challenge.

 

Hell, the chili is always the most suspect thing in any restaurant outside of your own home. I'm surprised to hear there was a lunch time rush, the Wendy's by me are only good for closing lol (I know things are different everywhere, just funny).

 

I like Wendy's I get Chicken club with half fruit punch half sprite drink.

 

What about fries?

 

If a Japanese person doesn't get the job, I could see all hell breaking loose.

 

Like WIll Smith say in Bad Boys 2, "That's the bullshit".

Man, work out here and hook me up with an extra patty so I can have quadruple Baconators.

I used to love getting the chili when I was sick.

 

seriously

you had a bit of freedom when it came to make sandwiches and shit


if your man was up to bat, all you had to do was double-stack that shit, give him extra toppings, and hook him up with a fat wad of fries.

if the manager wasnt around, they really had no way of finding out that you gave your boy extra shit, when all he really ordered was a hamburger.

 

That would of been tight, especially after football practice or track.

 

i remember going for pizza on the two-a-days

that was tight