I thought this might be fun, if you came with a warning sign or disclaimer what would it be? For me Attention: hot headed, opinionated German ahead.
:lol: Good idea!! How apropos for me at the moment, let's see... Warning: Speaks before thinking to hysterically funny or detrimental effect with no control, stubborn, fiesty, gets grouchy if sex drive is not fulfilled!! Please do not handle too gently!
warning: Extremely sexually electrifying. Charismatic charming ability to undress you with eyes. This object is a LIVE one ladies, be very cautious, as he might make you suicidal when he says its over.
warning: i am a commitment phobic...do not try to move things along too fast or i will be gone before you can say "i love you"
Mine would sound something like this: Has a very smart-aleck demeanor, can become extremely sarcastic when threatened, and will sometimes go for days without speaking if in a bad mood. However is very charming, non-violent and easy-going, a music aficionado, an exceptionally high sex-drive, and is highly considerate as far as being in a relationship. He's a keeper. :smt045
"Over ambitious, ambidextrous, needs extra mental stimuli, have a sex drive on steroids." Ladies you have been warned!
Warning: The contents of TheChosenOne's humor are highly toxic and could induce uncontrollable fits of laughter resulting in suffocation and in rarer cases intense erotic desire for TheChosenOne (only in women ages 18 and over). Converse with him using extreme caution. In case of an accidental TheChosenOne overdose please contact the Emergency Control Center at 1-888-GET-SOME
This is fun! My warning sign would change each day I'm sure but here goes: Warning: green-eyed passionate woman, driven workaholic/lifeaholic on board. Proceed with caution. lol
Warning: Stutterer. You got a problem, go fuck yaself. Final Waring: Fuck with me and you get your car flipped. :smt066
I thought we were suppose to pray for those we love as well as for ones we despise. May be I'm wrong, I need to attend sunday school again
Yeah, well I said that 'cuz my ex used to get mad when I prayed for him, he figured all his ill laid plans were constantly being thwarted by God because I prayed. So that's the warning for guys who come around me. Good thing for me my guy actually asks me to pray for him. My enemies on the other hand probably don't care if I pray for them or not.
Warning: Large penis ahead. All females tread with caution. That's the best I could come up with.....sorry.....