Creepy Kids Books

So have you ever picked up a kid's book that made you want to bleach your eyes?

I'm amazed that Jack Tickle's pop-up books didn't make the list.

For real:

**I'm adding pictures to a post about creepy children's books... consider yourself warned**







LOL @ “He’s also very large. If something ever makes him mad, He’ll trumpet and he’ll charge.”

If I saw something like that coming at me. I would run in terror.....

 

a very dodgey lookin trunk lol

 

Oh my goodness. I don't even know what to say about that. :???:


I bought my nephew "The Poo Pop-up book" a month ago. Hilarious. :smt005

 

You know...if I was a year old again, I'd probably say something like...

"Look mommy, the elephant's dick is pink...just like daddy."

 

How about this one. The story of a sperm.