Crank Dat Traila Park

There's been talks about trailer parks and trolls etc. I'm typically a reserved person but I enjoy bringing levity to any setting.

Sung to the tune of "Crank Dat Soulja Boy"-



Watch me hate an' watch me go

Watch me rob a dollar store

Watch me drink till half past ten...'cause that's the way I wanna go



Now watch me..OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park



Watch me hate an' watch me go

Watch me rob a dollar store

Watch me drink till half past ten...'cause that's the way I wanna go



Now watch me..OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park




Traila Park be on yo' street
Watch me eat some fresh pig feet
GOP or Democrat, them bustas love to talk to me
And watch me OOH

I'm runnin' all these rich mans
They sweatin' and they squirmin' tryin' to shake all our hands
Cut them taxes
Cut that gas
And if you do, i'll kiss that ass
Traila Park be havin' this
Don't wait until the law gets passed




Watch me hate an' watch me go

Watch me rob a dollar store

Watch me drink till half past ten...'cause that's the way I wanna go



Now watch me..OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park




Watch me hate an' watch me go

Watch me rob a dollar store

Watch me drink till half past ten...'cause that's the way I wanna go



Now watch me..OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park




Been runnin' from the go
Tryin' to stay above the flow
All the haters and the bookworms
Tryin' to interrupt my flow


They say I'm poor and nasty
But I ain't no patsy
All I need's a push so I can do what I fancy
I don't stop the Jews, blacks, Arabs and shit
I'll punch out the rich man if his rumors don't quit




Watch me hate an' watch me go

Watch me rob a dollar store

Watch me drink till half past ten...'cause that's the way I wanna go



Now watch me..OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park
Now watch me...OOH Crank Dat Traila Park

 

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Lol that's a funny one

 

It is hilarious. :lol:

 

You forgot the part about fuckin' your cousin behind the trailer.

 

DH, let me ask you... what is this poem you have in your sig :?:

 

Thats a prince song called "darling nikki." A classic prince freak song!

 

Msz Russia

You obviously have never seen Purple Rain with Prince, it's not a poem it's the lyrics to his song Darling Nikki

I knew a girl named nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby
Masturbating with a magazine
She said howd u like 2 waste some time
And I could not resist when I saw little nikki grind

She took me 2 her castle
And I just couldnt believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said sign your name on the dotted line
The lights went out
And nikki started 2 grind

Nikki

The castle started spinning
Or maybe it was my brain
I cant tell u what she did 2 me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin will kick your behind
Oh, shell show u no mercy
But shell shonuff shonuff show u how 2 grind

Darlin nikki

Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasnt there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone unmber on the stairs
It said thank u 4 a funky time
Call me up whenever u want 2 grind

Oh, nikki, ohhhh
Come back nikki, come back
Your dirty little prince
Wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
Hello, how r u? Im fine. cause I know
That the lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.

 

It's my theme song! Prince wrote it for all us Nikkis who be freaks

 

ROFL-hhahahah talent ....i never knew a trailer park could be that inspirational.......hahahaha

 

I think there may be some truth to this :lol: