Corrupt a Wish

granted, you can lay by the pool all day everyday...unfortunately the pool is infested with mosquitos that have contracted the west nile virus...better cover up and use your bug spray

i wish that my to do list didn't exist...

 

Conversations....Corrupt A Wish

-Lipstick.

Granted:Just crumple it up, and throw it away.However, if things like paying the light bill, telephone, mortgage, and etc, were on it.....you may find your self homeless, riding a Buffalo,and talking by way of smoke signals somewhere out in the Colorado plains?LOL




I wish people were kinder to animals.

 

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(I love that pic of your dog - so sweet!)

Granted, but without a hobby Michael Vick starts writing how-to books, and now there are ten times as many dog fights as there were before.

I wish that I always had access to fresh seafood.

 

Conversations.Corrupt A Wish.

-FSP.
Thank you for that.I happen to have a deep love for dogs, and that's why I changed my sig to this.I want justice to be done.If Vick is innocent, then I am wrong, but I think this case is pretty well documented, and it hurts me to think a person could subject an animal to that.Dogs are our friends..........

Back to the thread.............

-FSP.

Granted:Any fresh seafood in the Great Lakes?LOL

I wish all my photos turned out great!

 

Wedlock

Granted, your pics receive a lot of attention and this one freak, remember, the dude that didn't even know he was photographed in Bryant Park in New York and ended up on one of your pics is now suing you because you used that picture online, in gallery openings and your coffee table book. You loose


I wish frappucinos had 0 calories and were still delicious.

 

Conversations.Corrupt A Wish.

-Chigirl.


Granted: Fraps with 0 calories, 100% taste, plus a special cholesterol additive that raises your LDL levels skyhigh.You want to stop drinking them, but you can't.You are told to enter rehab(But you say "no,", "No," "NO"! Your friends try to hold an intervention for you, but it's too late.....you begin shooting up Fraps in your veins.You start to steal money to buy them-even from your family!You soon hit rock bottom....(To be continued)


I wish the show I'm going to was free tonight.

 

LOL Wedlock I would love to corrupt your wish but I am on Frap withdrawal and can't think straight... LMAO

 

Wedlock

Granted, you and 500thousand others try to enjoy the show for free. Its crowded and sweaty, to loud to hear the music or see anything, you leave early and very disappointed because you didn't enjoy one moment of it.


I wish I could buy my own place soon

 

Granted, you have now purchased your own vacation property: the janitor's closet in the office building you work in.

I wish I didn't have all this crazy 6 in hair growing out of the palms of my hands.

 

Granted.. but the masterbation has stopped, the sexual frustration starts and people start wondering why the crazy look in your eyes....


I wish I had a home that cleaned automatically.

 

Wish granted. but the cleaner had something toxic in it and your house blew up.

I wish I was married to Columbus Short.

you should know who that is lol

 

Conversations Between.....Corrupt A Wish.

:?

-Blue StarLight.

Granted: You're now married to Columbus Short.You then find out that Britney Spears has secretly been calling him wanting to rekindle their affair, and you're at your wit's end.He then develops a gambling habit, loses all his money, and your only choices are to leave him, or go back to Kansas City with him where you have to move in with his mother.





I wish the weather were cool all year round where I live.

 

lol wow thanks alot.

Wish granted. now it snows all the time where you live and the temperature stays below 0 till the point you can never leave your house.

I wish I was the world's best cook

 

Conversations.Corrupt A Wish/Blue Starlight

-Blue Starlight.

Granted.You're NOW the World's Greatest Cook, so that means everyone is out to get you.You're unaware, but Emerill, Rachael Ray, and Nigella all form a cabal to undermine you.......don't turn your back on your food as you're preparing it on your cooking show, and never start your own car as you're leaving the studio parking lot of the Food Network.......
I wish King of Queens could have made it for just ONE more season for CBS.

 

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Granted. However you quickly realize that most people are just singing anoying tunes.

I've just moved to a new place. I really wish my stuff would unpack itself!

 

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Granted.. your stuff unpacks itself but you don't know where anything is now. You find your tampons in the freezer... your milk in the stove and your sex toys are decorating the front lawn.

 

I wish I could eat fried foods without gaining weight.

 

Granted. Now all the extra fat will stuck to the inside of you vains, rather than on your hips.

I wish my boyfriend was here.

 

[quote="Ronja]
I wish my boyfriend was here.[/quote]

granted, but he has severe diarhea and is stuck in the bathroom - the only thing he can give you is money for toilet paper.

I wish ex's would simply disappear from the planet.