Corrupt a Wish

Conversations.Corrupt A Wish.

-Chigirl.


Granted: All foods from now on will be properly labeled with all the ingredients included, with no hormonal injections or alterations. Just don't complain when you read that your favorite food from the organic supermarket was actually made specifically with earth worms, fecal matter, plant spooge,and part of a human finger from one of the farm laborers before it was shipped out.From now on, this will serve as your "truth in labeling" as opposed to merely saying "other ingredients" on your packages.

EDITED TO NOW INCLUDE MY WISH IN KEEPING WITH THE THREAD.THANKS CHIGIRL:

I wish there was a better choice of canidates running for the oval office in 2008.

 

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EEEEEWWWW lol
where's your wish? Already happy and satisfied???

I wish we had 3 day weekends (Sat, Sun and Monday)

 

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[quote="Chigirl]
I wish we had 3 day weekends (Sat, Sun and Monday)[/quote]


Granted, but those days only last 8 hours each instead of 24.

I wish today was Friday.

I am really messing something up with the quote system on this board...

 

Fnny

Granted, it is a random Friday in July of 2036... you just aged 29 years overnight



I wish I had an endless budget for clothes and shoes and purses OH MY lol

 

Conversations....Corrupt A Wish.

-Chigirl.


Granted: You now have an endless budget for clothes, shoes, and purses.However, that leaves NO budget for food, or shelter.So you will now be one of the best dressed and and well accessorized homeless women living on the streets of Chicago and scouring dumpsters for food.

 

Wedloooooooock you are mean lol

OK where is your wish????

 

Granted, however it will only be for Gucci and nothing else

I wish I could date a dime piece...

 

Granted, but in the end your mom says its just too wierd and she wants to be just friends...but she'll still do your laundry on Sundays! :lol:

I wish I could type 90 wpm.

 

Fnny

Granted, but all that fast typing gives you serious calluses on your fingertips, you now have gnarly old hands, that rip through sheets like scissors. Your lover no longer wants to be touched by you and oh boy let's NOT start talking about BOB and all activities that go along with him... IMPOSSIBLE :lol:


I wish I would not have to work for money but work just because I want to.

 

Coversations.Corrupt A Wish.

EDITED TO NOW INCLUDE MY WISH IN KEEPING WITH THE THREAD.THANKS CHIGIRL: (That was an edit from an earlier post)

-Wedlock.

I wasn't trying to be mean, Chigirl, honestly,LOL.I'd never say those things under regular circumstances, but this thread is "Corrupt A Wish" after all, right?LOL

And as I read, I now realize I owe you one more wish to corrupt in keeping with the thread:

-Wedlock

 

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Very off topic but god I want your hair

 

Conversations ....Corrupt A Wish.

-'Sup.

Thank you, I take that as a compliment.You're a sharp looking athlete, yourself. I want to know more about those New Zealand women.I've only been on a date with one woman from New Zealand in my entire life! Also,How can I get a good deal on travel to New Zealand?Australia?
You and I could also talk for days about the atheistic views we share...'Sup.

Now, back to the thread..........

I wish that we had a massive turn out for our upcoming shows in August.

 

This one was hard to corrupt! Granted, but your newfound happiness spreads like a virus thruout the world causing all wars to stop, and now countless people who had jobs creating ammunition for those in combat are now out of work. Chaos.

I wish that my armpits would never sweat.

 

Granted.
But because your body have to get rid of that excess bodyheat somehow, you now have an incredibly sweaty back.


I wish I was done with my masters degree.

 

Conversations.Corrupt A Wish.

-FSP.


Granted: But what about everywhere else, and what if the ramifications of your sweat being located elsewhere were worse? LOL!-DAMN, Ronja beat me to the puch.I was too slow in posting.

Okay, do I need to step out of the game now ?I am enjoying the thread, but am I posting too much? No one has even tried to corrupt my last few wishes on here,LOL.


I wish there were an exclusive society where a never ending supply of black men and white women lived together, mingled, copulated, reproduced, and managed to sustain itself even if it had to import from outside/mainstream resources to do so.

 

Ronja

Granted, now you are stuck in an office with a really shitty boss, you can't tell her off because then you would loose your job. Someone stole your stapler and the TPS report is way overdue, don't you dare forget the cover sheet (LMAO) anyway. It's email hell, central air freezes your nipples off and the guy one cubicle over eats smelly, stinky popcorn all day long. You regret ever finishing school and are looking into returning to University

I wish I could go on vacation RIGH NOW :lol:

 

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Wedlock, Wedlock, Wedlock - it messes the thread up to grant a wish that's already been granted, then make a wish when there's already an unanswered wish ahead of you. These are implicit corrupt a wish rules and if they are not followed religiously then life as we know it could come to a skreeching halt and there would pandomonium on the streets - now you don't want that do you!!!!

But I like your wish, so I'm just going to grant without trying to corrupt it!! (I don't have the heart to destroy such a lovely picture, especially the never ending supply of black men! )

 

Granted, you are on vacation in the janitor's supply closet of your office building.

I wish there were more rainbows.

 

Granted. It's now raining all the time.

I wish I could play an instrument.

 

You can play an instrument, but you are now deaf and can't hear it.

I wish I could quit my job and lounge at the pool all day.