Corrupt a Wish

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Hmmmmmmm

Wish for world peace!

 

Hmmm leave it to the German to corrput the wish about world peace... go figure ha ha ha

Granted, however still nobody trusts each other, everyone waits for the next nutcase therefore every country increases their military budget year by year buying new weapons, technology etc. We have world peace but still live in fear because we don't know who the nutcase may be.

I wish I had a convertible

 

[quote="Chigirl

I wish I had a convertible[/quote]

Granted but prior to getting the convertible you lost your license when the police pulled you over for weaving in and out of traffic and they found out you were driving while high from all the fumes coming off your dyed blonde locks - so now the ocnvertible just sits in the driveway and you can't use it!

I wish every night dinner would magically appear on my table and I wouldn't have to cook it or clean up.

 

Granted, but since you can't control what the "food fairy" puts in your food it all comes from hormone fed, caged purely treated animals. Veggies and Fruit are genetically modified foods and before long you gain weight, skin breaks out and you develop a very annoying twitch that chases off friends.


I wish I could just beam myself to other places and back like they did on that TV show (what's it called Spaceship Glactica or so?)

 

I wished I have a home in Germany.

 

Chi - GROSS!! :lol:

OK - Granted, but the only destination available is a movie house which constantly shows the re-make of the Wizard of Oz (gotta get on down, get on down the road...)

I wish I received no more junk mail.

 

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-FSP

Granted: No more junk mail, but that says nothing about your vital mail disappearing as well, and you suddenly find yourself the victim of identity theft.



I wish we had a more active chatroom.

 

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granted: now you got young children entering the chatroom ,pretending to be that sexy white lady you thought was that sexy white lady....


I wish i was hung like a horse

 

I wish Wedlock could see how hard I laughed when I read, "31 is the new 93!" Oh, and I wish I could stay 44 forever and keep loving my life as much as I do!

 

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granted...but all of the fine women have too small of a pussy for you...your only option are the 5'2" 300 pound girls that luv them sum blackmasterjay

i wish i could flash back through the last 12 years of my son's life and enjoy him all over again at those ages...

 

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-Black Master Jay

Let's keep the quotes accurate,LOL.This was a "Black Master Jay" quote from the previous post, not a "Wedlock" quote. And Jay, I agree with you, the downside to having a more active chatroom could very well be a lot of jailbait and unnecessary hassles.LOL........


Back to the thread.......

-FSP

Granted: You eat Sushi every night.Then a health report comes out saying that Sushi is the cause of the early onset of Alzheimer's......you go to the doctor and when he asks you about your eating habits you respond that you "can't recall a night without it......"

I wish I were tying up and tickling the Bush twins on a regular basis as a show of protest to this awful war,LOL.

 

Oh Wedlock, Wedlock, Wedlock...... lol

Granted, but due to the public display of them being tickled the community of tickle-phobes (is that what it's called) grows bigger by the day. Now all of a sudden the initial message doing this as a protest against the war is lost and everyone thinks the tickle mania is to support the war. US is stuck in Iraq for another 10 years without any improvement of the situation while the US tickles happyly away


I wish boobs would always stay in place and never ever give in to gravitation :lol:

 

[quote="Chigirl

I wish boobs would always stay in place and never ever give in to gravitation :lol:[/quote]

Granted, but the number of people on welfare increases exponentially due to all the out of work plastic surgeons, more money needs to be pumped into the system, now your taxes have gone up along with your rack!

I wish I could eat garlic without getting bad breath.

 

Granted but now garlic if waaay more fattening than chocolat and you blow up like a balloon.

I wish diseases like cancer and AIDS were a thing of the past.

 

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-WSD.
Well, you make it hard to corrupt a wish like this, WSD, but in keeping with the spirit of the thread.........

Granted: Those two are things of the past, but then the world experiences overpopulation with a short food supply, and we begin competing for things like food and shelter....... That's so depressing.

Okay: I wish parachute pants would make a comeback and take the fashion world by storm,LOL

 

Wedlock

Granted, but everyone is wearing them women and men so no more tight pants or skirts showing off these great curves on women. No more eye candy to oogle over

I wish new 'Sex and the City' episodes would return to HBO

 

Granted, but they are all in their 50's now, except Kim Catrell who is 63. All they talk about is menopause, how irresponsible today's youth are, and what their favorite wrinkle cream is.

I wish all pants came in long lengths so I could always buy off the rack.

 

I have to say we are good at this, we can can spoil a wish like nothing else.... hmmmm I think we might all belong on the Forum Couch for some soul searching ha ha ha

Fnny

Granted, but since the majority of people are average size and end up buying these long pants once they go on sale without altering them (to save money) now everyone looks like a penguin.

I wish all foods would be labelled fairly (organic or not, gen altered or not, hormones or not etc.) without any bullshit or cop-outs allowed in the laws governing the labelling