Completely random thoughts and whaever you wish to post thread

First a limerick:

I once met a woman from France,
Who took a train ride by chance,
The engineer fucked her,
Before the conductor,
While the fireman came in his pants.

And now Observations:

I fucking hate Nextel chirp phones. I fucking hate public transportation. Put two and two together. I really don't need to know who long your girlfriend's man has been cheating on her.

Anyone who complains about the service in a Chinese restaurant is being a dick.

Why can't I bag a white girl with a fat ass? I mean KING magazine fat. Prolly cause I ain't got much money.

The Minnesota Vikings suck balls. I want to be there when Zigi Wilf, Our team's owner calls our Defense Coordinator a faggot and fires him.

I want to fuck Ann Coulter. In the ass. Then the mouth. And in the ass again.

Some of the nicest people I ever met were Asian. Or Mexican. Or Cuban.

I knew this dude named Jerry, who got kicked out the Marine Corps for shooting a fellow Marine telling him an offensive Puerto Rican joke. That man has balls.

I would do unspeakable things to Bookworm, and Ms. Jenny. Perhaps both at the same time.

M. Bison from Street Fighter, "The Jean Claude Van Damme" one, was the reason that movie is a classic in my eyes.

Anti-Semites are horrible people. Nor can they not appreciate the genius of Larry David.

Finally jokes about my penis:

The TV show Hung on HBO is fascinating but bullshit. My dick is at least 3 inches bigger and he gets twice as much pussy as I do. LOL.

Remember the BP Gulf disaster? I swam down into the Gulf and plugged the oil leak with my dick.

I don't have a fore skin, I have a five skin.

 

I think Webbie should look into the sudden addition of new female posters to the forum. It's seems a little fishy.... That's all.

 

I guess I was on point. Lol

 

As always bro....as always