Britty's Five Questions of the Day 2.24.09

1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be?

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be?

5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

 

1. Tits
2. Tits
3. Tits
4. Tits
5. Tits

 

1. Shoulders, neck or back.

2. Include me on your will, idiot. Nah, really... just say bye probably. Nothing interesting to say to him.

3. Back or feet.

4. Cancer.

5. Something large so I can sell it.

 

1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be?

Oh, damn. I'll have to go with back. I'm a big fan of lips and eyes, too.

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?

I don't know.

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?

I could give a dirty answer, but I'll give a serious one. Probably knees or wrists. I have mild arthritis (I'm actually a 100 years old) and I have to massage creams there everyday anyway, so I'd be a bit stuck if I had to stop.

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be?

My family has been through a lot of unfortunate things. So I don't know which one to choose. Half of them are actual nutters though, so I'd have to go for mental illnesses.

5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

House. So I could sell it for a bigger house.

 

1. Lips

2. Goodbye

3. Feet

4. Mental illness

5. A chalice

 

1) Hair
2) I love you.
3) Shoulders
4) I hardly consider myself a member of my family, so I really have no clue what's going on with them well enough to answer.
5) Britty

 

1. Neck and lips

2. I love you Dad

3. Back

4. Lies

5. My college diploma...went through alot to get it!

 

This is fucking hilarious.

 

1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be?

The mind!

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?

I love you.

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?

Well, there is that one special spot....

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be?

substance abuse.

5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

A heart.

 

Nice questions, Britty.

 

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1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be?

I HAVE NO EROTIC PARTS

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?

YOU WERE A BLESSING AND MY BEST FRIEND

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?

MY MEMBER

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be?

DEBT

5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

THICK SHAWTY

 

1. The nape of the neck

2. May you find peace in the afterlife.

3. My feet

4. The Survivor mentality

5. Earrings

 

1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be? eyes

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be? Thank you.

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose? feet

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be? muscular sclerosis

5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose? my parachute

 

1. Eyes, maybe.

2. Not trying to think about that right now.

3. Back. My shit HURTS. Damn I'm outta shape.

4. all the bullshit diseases sicknesses and shit running through our family.

5. Hmmm, a giant "*CT*".

 

1. Lips and mind (sorry I'm picking two!).

2. I could go with the obvious, but everyone is saying that, and that's "understood", so I'll go with this to mix it up: I'd tell him that he should have been a more patient person and that the things that angered him, in the long run, didn't really matter.

3. This may sound weird, but when I go to the salon and they shampoo your hair and massage your head, that is the best feeling (well one of the best anyway)....:lol:

4. Diabetes - because I really don't want to get that when I get older.

5. My daughter's hands and feet casts we made when she was a baby.

 

1. If you had to name the single most erotic part of the human body, what would it be?

I don't know there is a lot i can choose if it is the face i will say eyes, and if it is from the body i will say just a nice tone body this make everything look good

2. If you could say (or have said) one thing to your father on his deathbed, what would it be?

Don't know maybe nothing, i am not a person that i say how i feel i tend to keep it to myself

3. If you could only have one part of your body massaged every day, what part would you choose?

None i don't like massages

4. If you could rid your family of one thing, what would it be?

There is a lot a wanna say but i guess sikness


5. If you could have one thing made out of pure gold, what would you choose?

Hmm maybe a big block that i can sell later lol

 

1. SHOULDERS

2. ADIOS EMILIO

3. CALVES

4. ANGER

5. RING HAHA I DON'T KNOW

 

:smt023 That is one of my absolute favorite things!!