BLACKS IN WHITE TELEVISION SHOWS: LITTLE KNOWN FACTS (unofficial)

A few unknown facts about some of your favorite shows from back in the day...


The Brady Bunch: deleted episode when Carol Brady is fucking the black milk man. Alice the maid would often join in when she wasn't sneaking in to see Mr. Brady.

Gilligan's Island: deleted episode where Gilligan would smoke weed with the Rasta on the other side of the island. The Rasta had a 50 ft yacht with a radio, however he liked to see the castaways suffer a little bit. Plus he used to get head from Mary-Ann on a regular basis.

Happy Days: deleted episode where Fonzie finds his father and he realized he's half black. Fonzie soul searches and realizes his coolness comes from his black side; a great grandfather named Harold the Liddy-hopping Harlem Hipster.

The Andy Griffith Show: deleted scene where we realize Opie and Andy steal that whistling at the beginning of show from an old black man from down yonder. He originated the whistle from his African Ancestors and to this day, (the man is now 107) he's still suing for back royalties from that show.


Dallas: deleted episode where JR Ewing was really shot by a black man who was down with the "North Dallas 40 Rappin fo' Dollahs Crew". JR Ewing had a diss record claiming that the black man rhymes were as wack as BJ and the Bear & Danny Terrio from Dance Fever put together.


Alice: deleted episode where Alice heard a lively black owner of the soul food shack say "kiss my grits". Alice and her fellow waitress Flo then stole the catchy phrase and immediately made those words famous.

Designing Women: deleted episode, yes there was a black man on the show; however, what little was known and what had come out in the episode was that Meshach Taylor was really their pimp. If you watch the episodes closely you know his pimp hand was mighty strong.

The Six Million Dollar Man: Deleted Concept, where Steveland "Mighty" Austin was a black man, however instead of just getting bionic arms, legs, hearing, and eye sight. Steve also had a bionic penis which fucked the bionic pussy of the white bionic woman, Lindsay Wagner. Steve dumped the bionic woman; she then became depressed and got on the US government's first trial run of Crack Cocaine. To support her habit, she sold her bionic parts and hobbled down the street legless and high as hell. She went from the Six Million Dollar Woman to the 2 dollar ho. This idea was scrapped.

Three's Company: Deleted episode: In this episode we find out Mr. Furley was really just a manager and a black man actually owned the apartment complex that Jack Tripper and the 2 women lived in. Then Jack Tripper changes from trying to act gay to trying to act black. A venice chapter of the "North Dallas 40 Rappin fo' Dollahs' Crew" then gives Jack Tripper a royal beat down while sending Janet & Crissy out on the hoe-stroll turning tricks.

 

:smt005:smt005:smt005:smt005 Well god damn.