Bernie Mac dead at 50

Bernard McCullough aka Bernie Mac

We should all write our favorite Bernie Mac jokes/lines.


Bernie Mac "Whatcha smokin there? You know at our baptist church we call that a lil' sinny sin sin"

Chris Tucker "Well around here in Weston, we call this a little 20 twin twin"

Ice Cube "Well!"

Chris Tucker "Nigggga!"

Bernie Mac "Lawd have mercy...the Lord is my shepherd...he know what I want...excuse me boys....Ms. Parker, Ms. Parker!"

-Friday (1995)



Bernie Mac "...so I asked what you doing up this late.....he said...'to get some milk an cookies'....he said it kinda gay...I wanted to hear it again...so I asked him again, why are you up this late...he said 'to get some milk an' cookies' "

"And that short one...she the ring leader...talkin' bout 'where's da cookies an' shit"

-Kings of Comedy (2000)

 

The milk and cookies line was classic.

"Where the cookies n' shit".