Being a White Woman

talk about multi-tasking...where does the feather duster go....???

 

dont ask, dont need the mental pictures, lol

 

hahahaha

 

Francie, this was truly funny! Thanks for the laugh!

 

damn it someone lied to me. oh well.....can I live up to the mandingo stereotype ?

 

Yes. You can. :smt047

 

:smt023

 

we got ya girlfriend. this song is for yall white women

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and ww if they dont give that then sing this song to em

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It's obvious to me that you haven't been trained properly that is explains why you're so disobedient. You have absolutely no idea of what it takes to be a real white woman. Which leads me to believe that you have never had the opportunity to be with a real man like myself. But good thing for you I have a good heart. That is why I'm going to teach you all the necessary skills you're need to take that huge step from skankhood to womanhood.

1) You have a smart ass mouth and nasty attitude. That is something that we are going to have to work on. A real woman don't talk back to a man.

2) As a woman it's your job to clean up after your man and your kids. If your nigga leaves some shit on the couch or on the table or something. It's your job to clean it up, not his! The same rules apply to your kids.

3) It's your responsibility to cook for your man. You have to cook the foods he likes and exactly how he likes it. That way he'll be happy.

4) I know I don't know you like that but i can tell that you're the type of woman who likes to nag and get on nigga nerves. So let me warn you not to fuck with a man while he's watching football or playing xbox360/ps3 live. Don't question your man about when he's getting off the game. That shit is irritating.

5) This is the most important rule right here. Alway fuck your man when he wants it. Nothing turns a man off more than when his woman is rationing out pussy to him. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about.


If you flow my instruction you'll be a real white woman in no time. If you're having any problems following my instruction then I will be happy to spend sometime with you and train you properly. That's the lease I could do. A man like myself is always willing to the help the needy.

 

It's not for you to understand bro. Francie will understand exactly where I'm coming from.

 

LOL

 

For fuck sake, how did i not even think of some of the stupid shit people would do around here. For some reason I was thinking only "nice and normal" people came on these boards. When it comes to the white supremist set there is nothing that is too low, so why am I even fucking surprised. I imagine it's not just that particular group either...

 

i must say that i am constantly surprised by the stupidity, cowardice and plain maliciousness that flies round here by 'some' members

 

Wait you mean white women aren't easy, pushovers, put up with anything, give money to a brotha and let him walk all over them.

Damn, and I thought all I had to do was show up with a swinging dick and I was set for life.

I hear you francie, a woman is a woman, treat her right or feel her wrath at some point.

 

His post means he's a fuckfaced bastard and THINKS he's worthy of being my nemesis.

Francie understands alright, care in the community took you to an internet cafe for an iced bun and you ran riot dropping shite over the internet.

 

Swinging you say?

Lol I blame porn movies and white stockings for some of the misconceptions that fly around on this board.

But at least you seem enlightened GQ, one down and only god knows how many more to go.

 

LOL, you know how us brothas roll.

Some dudes mature and others stay forever immature.

 

hahahaha, yeah. We've only got one planet to live on, I wish a scientist devised a way to create life on another planet so we could ship people like Trey to live on an incredibly cold world like Pluto. The world would be a better place with out him or people that are similar to how he conducts himself.

 

Yes ma'am.

I hear you clearly and I understand completely.

I guess some of us just need to be told a few times.