Being a White Woman

This is to let you all know, we are more than just the colour of our skin.
We are not more accepting of anything..... being white does not mean we automatically swallow.

Neither are we all obsessed with donning white stockings and then hiding a fat bald guy in the wardrobe while we have sex.

We are more than what the porn movies have shown you.

We don't approach men in the street... dressed up as schoolgirls when we are clearly in our early 30s.

Believe it or not, we are not more understanding than any of our female counterparts, if you leave your shit all over the house... then ur exspected to pick it up.

Also we do not carry a Mary Poppins tape measures with which to measure ur dick, stating when we have found one big enough.

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Whaaaat but this is how I found all of my boyfriends!

 

Thanks for the laugh mate.

I have a feeling that this thread isn't gonna get that much attention what with me not being a black Man. lol

 

Lol
I bet ur tape measure looked better than mine, I really need to hit Mary up for a new one.

 

What?!

You mean I'm not demure and perfect in the perpetual schoolgirl uniform and pearl necklace with a super vagina that will suck a BBC dry at a BMs every request?

FUCK!! There's nothing left for me to live for! I thought I had something! *goes and packs up the schoolgirl uniform*

Seriously, thanks for this. Seems like a lot of the trolls lately aren't helping anything. And your tape measure made me LOL

 

Change your location to the US and you'll have someone in here in no time to tell you how poorly you measure up. :smt023

Some people are just real predictable.

 

Lol Espy

I've been tarred with a worse fate than being an American Woman as far as the board is concerned.

I'm in the Odd/Oddly scary European Bin, because of my cheerie upfront disposition.
I posted a fab pick of my Breasts in a cool bra and the response was appalling, i've so damaged them with my terrible behaviour that a mental brick wall stops them from being able to enjoy a boob shot.
Lol Job Done!!

 

I think you're bloody brilliant, for what it's worth. Then again, I'm American...so...

 

You might not be. But I sure am. :smt047

 

:smt042 That's really hard to believe Francie, considering how appreciative the men are when some new troll shows up and posts nude pics... it doesn't matter what kind of garbage they spew, just as long as they show some nipple first.

 

LOL, Sin Mari!

Well, at least one of us has been successful.

 

Ahhh thanks.... I'm not anti American I suck up international compliments willingly. x
I will just say that I have a problem with how you guys say Aluminium though, but other than that I'm cool.

 

Espy, we can start throwing these around the board...maybe then the guys will pay more attention.

 

aluminum?

How do you say it? ...says I as I'm over here contorting my mouth to say it in a million ways.. lol

Best I can do is "Uh-loom-in-um".

I take issue with the yard vs garden. lol

 

I just came in for the school girl uniform pics.........thank you in advance, please continue.

 

Believe it....seriously :smt036

 

That's disturbing Dreaming, but I'm sure it'd be a hit.

Try Al-u-men-e-um with a long e before the 'um'.

 

Alu-min-i-um

Plus.... where has ur i gone? see this is why you're not saying it right.

 

Well, it's easier and faster than taking topless pics, and we can still keep our dignity. lol Those things are really weird, though.

....And how in the freakin' hell do they manage to get the extra syllables in 'aluminum'? lol