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There's no such thing as Too Much Information...unless we're talking weed condoms.

 

Sweetheart...I'm naturally high and when I'm horny, I get really crazy! Hell, I'm typing with an erected penis now!

 

What would be the best way to be fired?

 

If you're a muscular black man, simply walk in with some crumpets and the boss's daughter (18+) while playing the theme for Halo and skeet on the secretary's desk.

When she smiles, give her another load and follow it up with knocking the Second-In-Command of the manager with a punch in the balls and put up a flag that reads: "Quote the Big Black Dick, Nevermore!"

 

Imagines your penis tapping on the keys.

 

What is your fixation and fascination with Blue Waffles?

 

It's a miracle cock, for sure!

*Fap fap* *Smack smack*

Just imagine it making sweet music whilst penetration! I think with you, the legs will vibrate to an Aria of Meadows, milady!

The beauty of blue waffles is that it creates a certain calm and heavenly presence that no other image can do. I must confess, when you long look into her pink eye, she'll have you sing a tune that would make your eyes foamy.

 

what best to do when you are bored

 

Awww, don't throw up at the sight of it! It'll only give you crabs!

When I'm bored, I venture deep into Another World. Such a funny time and gracious moment I do. Standing on Opassa Beach, smelling the calm seas. This is all followed by a freaky presence of poop and steak.

 

What's the best way for a woman to approach a man?

If you had to live without one of your senses, which would it be and why?

 

The best for a woman to approach a man?! That's easy! Carry a pair of melons and a turtle dangling from your vagina! Men would take notice in a jiffy!

Does my dick count?

 

Nope. That's an organ, not a sense!

 

It senses pleasure though! It's like...a magical rod willing to bring joy and bliss on the tethered world we reign.

 

Through the sense of touch. You dont wanna lost that one, trust me.

 

Ohhhh! I suppose the rigidness can't have a sixth sense of it's own?

 

What is the best cure for a hangover?

 

Asian Bukakke Soup!

 

Bump! :mrgreen:


Have you ever ridden on a horse before? If so, which style do you prefer? English or Western?

 

:smt030 Western since the English is too gentle on the ride!