ASK ME Crazy Questions? Get Crazy Answers THREAD!

In light of all the topics which ignite the worst in us, I've taken the liberty to create this thread in hopes we all can get some laughter to counter the ongoing ragamuffin threads. Feel free to ask me anything absurd, and you'll get an equally absurd answer.

There are no limits as to what you may want to ask and it would be wise that you all simply bring your creative ways and means to further entice and keep this thread going. With that being said...

GO NUTS! ​

 

I'm having a major MS fatigue night and headed to bed, but I'm going to work on coming up with a question tomorrow.

 

A double dose of Vitamin XXX and saddling in your bed reading the Greek classic, Pompous Le Dick ought to bring you the kind of moistened satisfaction you oh so crave!

 

Oh, it would take a lot to keep me awake tonight. (And I've known a pompous dick or 3 in my life - they were neither Greek nor a lot of fun ;-) )

Just waiting for the meds to kick in...

 

Hmmmm...send me an email and I'll see what Dr. William Minge would have to say to that. He wants to conduct some visual examinations.

 

Eeek, its almost 12:01. Casey's release beckons me....brb!

 

No idea who Dr Minge is...I'm so tired I feel brain dead tonight, but email sent

 

When she's released, please direct her to these forums as a safe haven.

 

If I eat a second mini apple pie, will the police knock down my door and arrest me for bad food choices?

I mean...they're so damn yummy. I....I....I.....neeed one more. But it's so naughty. Oh what to do, what to do????

 

If the police were to arrest you for that, then hide your apple pies in a Nigger Boy Steel Soap box. That way, they would think you're a comedian!

Yummy as it sounds...it's too risky to eat something healthy in Aussie public eye. Hmmm...methinks my poop du grace shall engage into this conversation!

 

Ok...so no apple pie. *sigh* I'll have to put something else in my mouth.

Oh damn...gotta wait a few more months for that too!

 

Indeed you do. But when you get that itch, do sit and watch "Hubert Cumberdale".

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Tell us about the time you played, "Erotic Twister", what happened?

I never forgot when you said that....lol

 

When I played Erotic Twister that time...

MY FUCKING BALLS WERE ENTANGLED BY THE PUBES OF MY EX AND HER FREAKY SEMEN DUST!

 

Your ex has semen? lol

 

Yeah! But it tasted like Apple juice until it hits the back of my throat!

 

When it's in the back of my throat, it's like glue with some lemon and sticky butter.

 

Okay, TMI...lol

 

Aren't you supposed to be drunk before you do this? Blame DB she set the precedence.