Approaching Random White Girls (Like Hunting Deer)

There is an art to it. Example:

Today at my college I was walking from the library to the cafeteria, minding my own...when I go by this SMOKIN' hot blonde girl in skin tight yellow sweat pants who is sitting on the floor by herself in the MIDDLE of the hallway. I had seen her sitting there before and just kept walking. So I get some food and come back, and she's STILL THERE. I decided to approach. Spit some game, see if she responds. I go up to her and jokingly say that you are not allowed to sit in the middle of the hallway or you might get in trouble. She seemed like the gullible freshman type, new to college, didn't wanna get in trouble. BOY was I right! LOL

So anyway, we got to talking and she is a former model/actress/figure skater who teaches aerobics classes at a workout gym. She said she's very flexible LOL. I just grinned. So after getting her number and realizing I am now the only person she knows in the whole college, I was feeling pretty good that I made this new friend. She even lent me her calculator for a midterm I had to take. She was real sweet and it just goes to show that with the right approach and at the right time, a random meeting can be something beautiful. She is gonna help me with my acting resume now. Now what if I was a guy who lacked the courage to just walk up to a random stranger and flirt with them? I would have never met her.

That's actually the same way how I met Kathryn (the German blonde you see me with in my signature below). Saw her in the hallway, asked her some bullsh*t question I already knew the answer to (where's the bookstore) just to start conversation, then when we got to the cafeteria, I asked if I could sit with her and her table, she said sure, next thing ya know we are shaking hands, exchanging names and numbers, and we go from being strangers in a hallway to sitting together (along with 2 of her hottie German friends). The key fellas is to have a line ready for both rejection and success. Most guys only have a pick up line and then don't know what to say afterwards. Same thing like hunting deer...if the gun don't work, get the Rambo knife...as long as ya bring it home..sometimes the hunt is as fun as the score...

"sometimes the journey is more important than the destination" - Mike Shinoda

 

I'll remember to take your advice but not before April 21st because white women are out of season until then. Better watch it Peyback!!! The NYPD are hard on poachers.

 

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