Any pool sharks here?

So I decided to become a pool shark I always wanted to learn and it looks as if I found a team that is willing to take on a newbee without much experience. So my question, are there any pool players out there? Any tips or hints so I won't look like a complete fool? I am not sure if there is more to do than practice and become a good player but if you should have any tips just let me know.

 

Considering the amount of skill required to play pool (its particle physics - really) I suggest you should refer to yourself as "pool bait" till such a time that you acquire what it takes (meow) ROFL

 

Shark?

Bwah hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Your still a guppe kid......

My tip is to learn how to work a stick REAL good and not to hit the balls so damn hard. The balls are your friends not the enemy, unless someone else is working the stick and hitting the balls right. You have to be soft with the balls and have a firm but slightly loose grip on the stick.

I would say no puns intended but that really doesn't work now do it?

Just work the stick good and be nice with the balls.......replacing them is a pain in the balls.....

 

Aaaaaahhhhh yes, of course I was waiting for someone to run with the sticks and balls thing... I honestly don't think I will have a problem with the amount of pressure or overall handling of said, I am sure I can handle them just well :wink:

 

Lots of bending going on so be careful of wearing skirts that are too short, or shirts that are too low cut - unless you are doing it on purpose!! :wink:

 

actually, i think that short skirts and low cut blouses could work in your favor...especially when the cue ball ends up in that corner where your rival team are throwing back some beers...then you stroll over there...back your ass up...turn to see how much room you have for your stick...give them the look...turn around and "bend over" ...visions of sugar plums will most certainly be dancing around in their heads...more than likely both...LOL

 

Oh believe me! If there is a handsome BM who could be my victim in and out of the pool hall the slutty clothes will come out of the closet :twisted: Well not really but a little highlight of the assets while shooting pool will definitely be part of my game plan.

 

:shock: :lol: Ok I'm heading to Chicago for a game of pool.

 

Pool is a great activity for a date...all that bending over and getting them to put their arms around you to show you how to hold their cue... :twisted: (sorry THE cue :lol: )

 

Now that's what I call a perfect gameplan! A brother couldn't help but take notice of them "assets"!

 

..and we'd be interested in holding onto other "things" as well!

 

SEEN THE TOPIC AND HAD TO PUT IN MY 2 CENTS. I TO PLAY POOL AND NOT TO TALK MYSELF UP BUT I PLAY VERY WELL. MY MALE FRIENDS TO CALL ME A SHARK, GREAT WHITE LOL. ANYONE IN HTE ORLANDO FLORIDA AREA TAHT WOULD LIKE TO LOSE TO A ERY THICK, SEXY, WHITE WOMEN, LET ME KNOW.


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