A rap about yourself..

Discussion in 'Conversations Between White Women and Black Men' started by Madiba, Mar 31, 2009.

  1. Danke

    Danke Member

    Agreed, DH doin' the damn deed

    Bah. Now I can't stop like my name was Roadblock
    from G.I. Joe
    the battle half won 'cause now you know

    Aww man...
    *Slowly backs away from the mic*

    Good stuff, Little Chicken, kneegrow, Swaziking and Malik True.
     
  2. z

    z Well-Known Member

    God,
    I don't Know where to start
    I'm lost down deep in the dark
    only you could give me a mark
    Or a sign, but if you don't want to that's fine
    My life is a destructive mix of trials and tribulations
    Persecutions, smiles and complications
    But I am still the definiton of ur dreams..
    the defying moments when a man screams
    my work flows silently like a stream...
    I bring spice like jalopeno peppers,
    And leave their mind burnt as if i was Donna summers.
    I'm full of adreniline and rage
    I feel like a monkey in a cage
    So yo, stop spewing hate and garbage
    Before I snap on you like Micahel savage

    ah ah ah

    on a lighter note,

    Thank god for being tall and sexy
    I get props from Augusta to Miami
    That keeps my life in harmony
    A cute blonde says I'm a brown flava yummy
    A southern belle gave me the nick name Mcdreamy,
    the beef cake steamy
    But you can call me GZ the InteleXual

    ah ah ah ah

    Fuck you and your fucken ego
    Step on me and I won't hesitate to fuckin whip you
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2009
  3. Persephone

    Persephone New Member

    ha ha ha lookit these lil babies
    spoutin' they la di da da
    Outrageously claimin...
    oh ha ha, ha HA!
    But I ain't complainin'
    This shit got tears rainin'
    Pourin' down my face'n
    Laughin' off my ass
    Look like I got sprayed with mace
    But it ain't gonna last
    Only good for a few laughs
    After that, it's just sad
    But, babies, don't be mad
    Maybe it's just not your time
    To be playing at writin' rhymes
    I know you think it's fine and
    You workin' hard at tim-in
    But your glory's kinda end-in
    Before it's all begin-in
    So I figured I'd put my cents in
    Before you losin' all your senses
    I don't mean to be offensive
    But baby that's just me
    I leave em fucking defenseless
    Like Mohammed Ali
    Float like a Flutterby,
    Stingin like a Bee?
    Fuck that lil bullshit
    I'd rather just knock out fucking teeth
    And I'm sure we'll all agree
    These sorry sons ain't up to T
    Cause ain't no motherfucker
    Can compare hisself to me
    It's bad when a silly Wegro
    Be out-spittin' a bunch of negroes
    And all these little zeros
    Don't know how I'm really ev-ul

    Hey Malik, when you done slurpin'
    You might see how I'm usurpin'
    Leavin' bitches hurtin'
    But that ain't my concern'n
    I'm just throwin' my words in
    Oh no, they bigga than yers
    It must be so absurd
    Betcha thought you'd never
    hurr of it, huh?
    It's a circus and I'm
    Wringlin' brothas from they mothas
    Like no otha, Mothafucka
    Cause I'm like
    No otha mothafucka in this place right here
    Choose your words wisely, cause you got much to fear

    ;)

    Then there's Swazi African dreamin',
    A Dark Lover ova schemin',
    Zorro kinda leanin'
    So, listen to my teachins'
    Cause I'll have you fiendin
    For my words, like addiction
    Cause my diction kinda twistin
    I'll keep listin' til you listen
    And give your mind blisters

    This shit is like heroin
    Cause I'm a fucking heroine
    But not quite disposable
    More than too comfortable
    Like powder on a baby's ass
    Soft, white, and built to last
    And any naysayers
    Can kiss my white ass.




    hehehe.

    I'm having too much fun with this.
     
  4. Madiba

    Madiba New Member

    Lol..you crazy.

    African dreamin'...Thats because people in the chatroom were calling me a Jamaican imposter for some crazy reason.Had to vent.

    you got skills though.
     
  5. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Nikki,
    your words are weapons of multiple orgies-they keep comin
    You're like the psychedelic killa
    the thrilla in manilla
    pillagin' our village just like Attila
    bruisin' us tastelessly-there's no salt on your tongue
    We better find a way to waste the air in our lungs
    Before we get flung-stabbed-and stung
     
  6. Danke

    Danke Member

    Welcome to the Cipher

    :smt038

    I'm enjoying this myself. You guys are too funny.
    Green Zorro and any others out there, welcome to the cipher.
     
  7. Danke

    Danke Member

    We got kneegrow bringing the superfluity
    DH killing squares like the Furious Three

    plus two - Swaziking is gettin' his too
    GZ out the cage, unleashed from the zoo

    Malik True, intelli-thug style makes 'em wonder
    And lil Chicken representing the land from down under
     
  8. z

    z Well-Known Member

    why am I wastin all ma time? with all these bitches and fights
    christ just come and take me from this plight
    Free me from the wired cage and tights
    I'm baffled, did some fuckin' unknown power choose me
    To push me
    cage me like some mammal and abuse me?
     
  9. Madiba

    Madiba New Member

    People only Playing. Okay!!!


    DH aka miss weed
    girl spit like she on speed.
    sharing her stash of hash/
    like getting ali to a wear sari/
    master with the pen/
    wonder if she perform in the den/

    The moaner from Arizona
    drklvr4u, chasing sue or Lou?
    trippin' over a roadblock
    probably entertain blackcock.

    my boy Gz loves to front.
    blondes be yelling you fuckin' cunt/
    mcdreamy haha/ mcnasty ya ya
    zorro I feel for you/
    you can share my boo.


    Maliktrue and his Russian boo/
    off to G20 to see obama/
    and no doubt start unprecedented drama/
    start on putin/and make sure you leave the boot in.

    we have nicky our ozzie mamma
    bikini clad/ and a bonafide stunner/
    almost forgot/ hope it aint asking alot
    nicky you up for a quicky?
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2009
  10. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Swazi, I thought I told you I was the killa
    Don't make me repeat the thrilla in Manila
    Pffft, off you go with your weak ass lyrics like Ice vanilla
    your like a rap artist with no lyrics tryin to make it to the top
    your like a run away train that just won't stop
    with your weak ass shit your like a basket ball game with no ball
    a sky dive with no fall


    Haha ha
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2009
  11. Madiba

    Madiba New Member

    haha..
     
  12. kneegrow

    kneegrow New Member



    it's too sick for me!!!~!
     
  13. Persephone

    Persephone New Member

    oooo, fodder!

    Sadly I don't have time to write anything right now. Damn!

    I'll get you soon, my pretties, and your little dogs, too! mwahaha!

    :D

    If only I had my flash drive I'd save all this shit and write a good response at home, but I unfourtunately forgot my drive at my house. I'll just have to sneak down here again later when it's not so busy and do the damn thang.
    :D:D
     
  14. z

    z Well-Known Member


    Am sure Nikki is going to go lyrical
    way off the chain cynical
    leaving us critical
    she is gonna let us know the the world revolves around her so spherical



    So Swazi, better get back to the drawing board quick.
     
    Last edited: Apr 5, 2009
  15. Arwen

    Arwen New Member

    All this people rappin'
    man, they got me trippin
    Wish I had some words too
    but I'm colder than an igloo.


    :smt108
     
  16. kneegrow

    kneegrow New Member



    Uuummmm don't quit your day job
    j/k
     
  17. Samantha8479

    Samantha8479 New Member

    my name is samantha
    you all call me sam
    i come from california
    in a new trans am
    im gettin all pissed
    cuz my mommas getting dissed
    my sister go kissed by an ugly
    guy named tom,
    who has an ugly mom
    my rap is done.
    sit down son.


    HEYYYY


    lmao im terrible
     
  18. z

    z Well-Known Member

    LOL
     
  19. z

    z Well-Known Member

    Swazi
    am invadin ya privacy
    with lyrics spittin in ya face;
    Shocked ya so bad/
    ya runnin around
    try to spray me with a mace
    your dreams has been shattered leaving you with no hope
    You ain't got nutin but a nice Texan rope




    Much love Brutha
     
  20. BlackMasterJay

    BlackMasterJay Well-Known Member

    My name is jay
    pls call me Dr fuck a lot
    although i aint no playa
    DIZAM!! I fuck a lot
    i see yuou got your mind on your money?
    as ya grabbin ur purse
    but hunny-dont be a dummy
    cuz my minds on your puss
    i wanna penetrate, thru ya bedrom window
    whilst i ventilate on that indo
    then germinate, sperm with hate
    like those nazi's in germans state
    into virgins concerned with weight
    to climd the pearly gates
    watch me calutate the rate of my humps ( 1000000 humps/sec)
    youza a freak boo,,arent you a nun??..
    got my dick at the tip of your tongue
    as i shooting like bullets from the tip of a gun
    Im a HAND FULL...got u beggin for a mouthfull
    you freaky lil bitch,,,this song aint even about you 8)
     

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