109-Year-Old Woman Says Secret To Long Life Is Avoiding Men

Sounds legit. :smt043

The oldest living woman in Scotland -- 109 -- says the secret to her longevity is this: Eat your porridge and avoid men. Centenarian Jessie Gallan, who never married, was born in a tiny two-room farm cottage where she slept "top-to-tail" with her five sisters and a brother on a straw mattress, reported The Daily Mail.

Gallan told the newspaper that her "secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They're just more trouble than they're worth." She noted that she also "made sure that I got plenty of exercise, eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married."


Last year when she turned 108, she credited her porridge -- but not avoiding men -- as the reason for her longevity.


While the oldest person in Scotland, Gallan is not the oldest person in the world. That honor goes to Misao Okawa of Japan, who celebrated her 116th birthday in March. She has been a widow for 83 years (her husband died in 1931) -- suggesting that she perhaps shares Gallan's view about avoiding men if you want to live long.


Last year, a national survey of centenarians in the United States found that the secrets to long life include plenty of time with friends and family and a commitment to fitness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/20/secret-to-long-life-avoiding-men_n_6508870.html

 

men aint nothing but trouble...- fresh princess and dj jazzy jessica

 

Interesting

 

I wonder if she poops powder....

 

Why? Because she's that old? lol

 

we have something in common...

 

You avoid men in your relationships too? lol

 

yep...
...and I like porridge too

 

Keep up the good work then. lol

 

Both genders should probably avoid each other unless it's time for child-rearing, lol.

 

That and when she queefs, I'm sure it looks like strawberry jam with some thick crust on top.

 

*sound of bile in throat* lol

 

My imagination can bring wild thoughts into your psyche, no?

 

Wild? Or just terrifying? Lol

 

I wonder...would you be scared if my imagination just simply came to life with a blink of an eye?

 

Absolutely, especially if it was speaking in that creepy Elmo voice, lol.

 

How is he creepy? He's just yearning for a ball-o-yarn orgasm.

 

LMAO

 

Who the hell wants to live to 109

Take me out when I can't run the 40 anymore