(100 posts for SonnyShao)

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl. :smt043

 

Your mother is like a scooter, everybody is riding her, but nobody is admitting it.

 

Re: dsds

yo momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
yo mama so fat I ran out of gas trying to drive around her
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!