b u l l s h i t

 

Now prince was a pretty mothafucka

 

Hey, hey, hey ... lemme stroke that beard!! :smt058

 

{cough} bull shit {cough} you are so not average boo! :freehug:

 

I can't chase any of your young gals until I get my Cialis prescription filled next month when my SSN check comes.

 

if you are average then average is all a woman needs

 

Ohhhhh snaps, me too

 

Ewwwww you nasty lol

 

Life is a super Bad Bitch, she likes fucking me hard and raw.

In fact, it has become customary screwing each other hard, sometimes I screw hard until she bleeds and sometimes she fucks me hard sans lube till I pass out, alas I am not even sure who is on the top anymore…..

Anywoo, at least I am alive to fuck with her and tell you what it beats the alternative……

 

Something just got fried as lightning landed near my place

 

check under your bed...is your blow up doll still there? if so, it's all good and we can sleep tonight

missed you pecks:freehug:

 

Awe feel the love

 

Missed pecs also!

 

Where you been nukka

 

Had the weirdest Convo the other day.

Changed my LinkedIn profile because I have a title change in my job. And a former colleague congratulated me. He used to be a technician in my lab at MD Anderson Cancer center in 2003-2005. A young guy, about 20' years younger than me. To be specific ai know some will ask. No hanky panky or even close to it.

It was a catch up convo...congrats, thanks, what are you doing? Etc. About 2 exchanges and then withing 20 minutes I get " this is xxx, yyy's husband, and I think this is extremely offensive and insulting. Xxx reached out to you but he is married and this is insulting. Do not respond to this email and never contact my husband again ".
Wtf. All on this guys LinkedIn profile.

There was nothing other than 'how do you do catch up' in the 2 exchanges. I had a few choice responses but out of respect to a former colleague, that has to deal with an apparently off marriage, I left it as that. Poor fellow.

 

Someone has major trust issues! Or he's naughty and she knows it. Sorry to here that babes.

 

So this is a gay man?

 

I read right through that. Lol

 

I guess she either has it from the passed or my former colleague caused it. The fact that she has access to even his LinkedIn make me suspect the later, he was a ladies man and a frat boy when I knew him. I was sort of offended at first but got over it. Not my problem. Just wtf.

The convo went:
-congratulations to your new job, what does it mean?
-no real change in duties, I see you are a director also, what do you do now?
-no change, I'm going to phoenix the 15th and 16th for business. Trying to stay out of trouble. Lol.
-oy, frat boy is growing up! Funny, I'll be in your neighborhood those exact dates for work

Edit, in didn't say 'your neighborhood, I said his home location, which is a 2h flight from phoenix

 

Big flirt huh lol